On this episode of House Hunters, we have an engaged Uchiha couple who will slowly be growing because there can only be one type of protection if you're a shinobi.. ;)
We have 3 houses that are usually all inconvenient so let's all watch what this lovely couple's new home will be!
First House
The First House was beautiful! It had 3 bedrooms and a nice living room and it had a kitchen and a shower, but it was pretty far away from everything, and we have to walk everywhere too. There was also much outdoor space.
Second House
The Second house was also nice. It was near a nice dumplings store and a walking distance from the academy which would be good for future kids. There's 3 bedrooms, a nice kitchen, a nice living room but not much outside space but there is a nice hot tub outside. There's also a luxury bathtub in the master bedroom though.
Third House
The Third house was hot. It was near the middle of the town, a walking distance from everything, it was a 2 story house like the others, 4 bedrooms, a kitchen, a small living room, but no outside space.
Izumi's POV
"I think we should get the second house. I mean for future kids, the academy is right there... plus the dumplings are pretty important" I said as I smiled. Itachi agreed "Plus it has a nice hot tub outside" he said. "The dumplings are more important though." He quickly added.
"I hear kids hurt ;o" I said spooooooked. "Same.. I mean not.... What?..... VHATTT?" Itachi said.
"MKay.." I said. "I'll go ask that person inside if I can buy this house. Hopefully he's not a squatter." I said. "No such thing in Konoha, yours truly" Itachi said. Then he flashed his bright white teeth.
"After this wanna get drunk?" I said. "Meh sure, but you're a lightweight." Itachi said. "I'll just be the designated..walker." He said with a smile.
Meanwhile....At that one place where Rock Lee got super strong because he was drunk
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Wait is my mind spelling thet wong. Oops. My self conciousness has a Russian accent.
Itachi's POV
"Let's go home before you start a fire little dope head" I told Izumi. "You SHOULD TOTALLY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME ITACHI KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUNK KUN" Izumi shouted.
Yondaime Hokage Walks In
"YONDAIME HOKAGE!!!!! CAN I HAVE A LOAAAAAN" Izumi shouted. Welp.. time to get out of there. I apologized to Lord Minato and got the hell out of there.
I took her back to our hotel room and laid her down on the bed. I brewed some coffee so she could feel a bit better in the morning. "ITACHIIII KUNNNNN CaN I hAve A CROWWWWW.. loVURRR?" Izumi shouted.
Okay time to put this one to sleep.
Once I laid her down she kissed me passionately and stuck her tongue down my throat. It was nice except she had a sharp noticable alcohol breath. "Okay time to get youuuu to bed!" I said as I talked over her.
The Next Morning
Izumi's POV
"NOT SO BRIGHT" I yelled as I saw the light from the window. "NOT SO LOUD" I yelled as my own voice sounded like gunshots to the ear.
Oh right, that's why I don't like alcohol. I just needed to burp ya know? Have I been spending too much time with the Uzumaki-Namikaze family?
I scampered into the petite kitchen in the resort hotel room and saw a note from Itachi on a cup filled with coffee.
I'm off to get the new house
Drink your coffee,
"LOVUUUUUUUUUUUUR"
-Itachi <3
I laughed at the word "lovuuuuuuur". That's so silly. He's so silly. Silly goose so silly willy. I should start saying "lovuuuuuuur" that's a cute word. It's so silly. So silly.
I hurt. I'm gonna brush my teeth because.. It stinks. WOrst thing about alcohol. Wait the worst thing about it is being hungover. Am I still drunK?
I check the time and realize it's 10 in the morning. I think that's sadly, the latest I've slept in, in my shinobi life. Life is great. I'm still a chunin. What am I doing?
I wonder where lovuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur is. Wait he said he's getting the house. I'm dELusIonAl.
As I get ready and put my clothes on, I run over to the house and see itachi in there with another girl! Thet bastard!
Wait nvm that chick was selling the house lmao. Itachi sees me and waves. I run up to him and he hugs me and kisses me on my forehead.
"Wow this house sure is stunning." I said in a high-pitched voice. "It really is. So I guess it's officially,we're getting it. Itachi announced.
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