1. Play dress-up with Blackstar and dress him like a fairy.
2. Throw a rotten egg at Blackstar.
3. Put spinach all over a mouse and then give it to Blackstar to eat.
4. At a Gathering, stand up and ask if you can speak. then start singing.
5. Invite Mistystar to a tea party with Blackstar.
6. Put fox dung in Blackstar's nest.
7. Paint Blackstar's claws purple with red hearts.
8. Write "I LOVE MISTYSTAR" on Rowanclaw's nose with a Sharpie.
9. Say "I like bananas" in Blackstar's ear for a whole moon.
10. Throw a pie at Blackstar's face.
11. Take Blackstar on a roller coaster.
12. Drive a monster right into the middle of ShadowClan's camp.
13. Ask Blackstar for a hug.
14. Wail for a whole night, "I want to be a Twoleg!"
15. Start speaking Spanish to Blackstar and say, "Me gusta comer!" every 30 seconds.
16. Say to Tigerheart, "Hi Tigerclaw!"
17. Get Blackstar a Facebook account and say on it that he is married to Mistystar.
18. Organize a wedding party for Blackstar and Mistystar.
19. Force Blackstar to slow dance with Mistystar.
20. Make Blackstar go on a diet.
21. Call Blackstar a vegetarian and don't let him have any meat.
22. Ask Blackstar if you can give him a tour of a badger's den.
23. Call Blackstar a Twoleg.
24. Call Blackstar a kittypet.
25. Invite Sol to a party with Blackstar.
26. Say to Blackstar,"Why aren't you in the nursery, Blackkit?"
27. Call Blackstar fat.
28. Put a few cockroaches in Blackstar's den(and he runs away screaming "It's going to eat me!")
29. Put an hour-long video of Blackstar sleeping on YouTube.
30. Say "Yay!" all day :)
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
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