Okay I got a long list of memes! Hopefully I haven't used any of them before but if I did, whoops, enjoy it again.
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Blooper: Sometimes I get this urge just to fight and stab someone
Selena, who doesn't like to kill people: Okay... That sounds totally fake but okay...
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Joe: Hello! I'm Joe and I'll be your surgeon for today, just let me finish this Capri Sun first.
Joe: *Misses the hole four times then just punches the straw through the bag*
Joe: Anyways, I'm going to be giving you a new heart. Don't worry, I've done this before. *Mumbles* Hopefully you live unlike the last one...
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KrakenKid: I have an idea!
Selena: Does it involve breaking the rules?
KrakenKid: *Snorts*
Selena: Annnd that's a yes, just perfect.
KrakenKid: It's me, what do you expect?
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Poseidon: *As a ghost* Wow, you're really campaigning for 'Douche of the year', aren't you?
Professor Pikalus: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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KrakenKid: Tanith, you're bleeding!
Tanith: Huh, that explains it
KrakenKid: Explains what?
Tanith: The stabbing pain in my side
KrakenKid: *Deep sigh* Get off the battlefield. Now.
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Joe: Don't worry, Cody. I'm fine!
Cody: You've been shot!
Joe: Yeah, but I've been shot before. So have you!
Cody: Wha- It's not like you grow an immunity to bullet wounds!
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Professor Pikalus: The doctor says I only have a few hours to live.
Sam: Are you sick?
Professor Pikalus: No, she's just really pissed off and is gonna try and kill me.
Tanith: *Screeches In distance*
Professor Pikalus: And that's my cue to keep running, got to stay on the move. If she asks, I was never here.
Sam: Yeah, no. I'm closer with her and you still owe me fifty bucks.
Professor Pikalus: It was worth a shot *Bolts*
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CannibalCrab: Yeah, Darrel is so done that he didn't even bother to learn half the Tide Changer's names.
Darrel: Listen, unless you're KrakenKid, Blooper or CannibalCrab, I'm not going to need to interact with more than half of you anyways and learning all these names gives me a headache so let's make this simple. All males will be called Ethan, and all females will be called Ena.
Ena: Hey! That actually is my name!
Darrel: Well than to make it fair, you will be called Slagathor.
Ena: Are you kidding- why did I even say anything?
Darrel: Ethans, Enas, Slagathor, I will be in my office.
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Memes And Other Fun| Book 2
FanfictionA second book, the first being 'Tagged And Other Fun' This book is to have everything that can't be put anywhere else! This will be full of AU ideas, writing shorts or drabbles, drawings, information, sneak peeks for other books, even more, and of c...
