Memes And Other Fun| Book 2

Memes: Conch Command Edition

First came Atlanteans but now, the tides have turned
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Darrel: What? Of course I know everyone's names! *Points to KrakenKid* There's KrakenKid. *Points to Blooper* KrakenKid Jr

Blooper: That's not- y'know what? I don't care that much

Darrel: *Points to tree* Larsa

KrakenKid: Larsa is d- actually, never mind, close enough

Darrel: *Points to CannibalCrab* And... Uh...

CannibalCrab: I've known you for years!

Darrel: Just give me a second...

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Darrel: You're an idiot, Cannibal

CannibalCrab: Uhh... Okay maybe a little

Anyone Else: Wow, you're an idiot, Cannibal

Darrel: *Loads gun* Say that to my idiots again and you'll be blown away

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Blooper: Hey Dad? Can I go on a mission with you?

KrakenKid: I thought Darrel already said no?

Blooper: He did

KrakenKid: So why are you asking?

Blooper: Who's the boss? Him or you?

KrakenKid: *Internally* It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

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Blooper: Why do people who go to the baby changing system always come back with the same baby?

CannibalCrab: What

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Darrel: *Teaching* Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Blooper: THEN I'LL DESTROY IT AND BECOME THE NEW POWERHOUSE

Darrel: I didn't sign up for this

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CannibalCrab: Blooper! BLOOPER!

Blooper: *Ignores him*

KrakenKid: You're not doing it right. Watch me. *Clears throat* 🅱️looper!

Blooper: *Turns* Yeah?

CannibalCrab: *Terrified* How did you do that

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CannibalCrab: As a guy who likes to get out of work, two of my favorite words are 'Canceled' and 'Free'!

Blooper and KrakenKid at the same time: Free coffee is cancelled

CannibalCrab: wHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

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KrakenKid: Okay, no phones during the meeting, alright? You all left them at the entrance with the guards?

CannibalCrab: Of course, Kraken!

CannibalCrab's Phone: *Dings*

CannibalCrab, Gnash and every single General at the same time: DING!

KrakenKid: *Face palms* Do you think I'm stupid? This never works, why do you try every time?

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KrakenKid: Okay, welcome to the Tide Changers! You'll be a general! We have a few rules but for your own safety, the most important one is do NOT cry in front of Darrel, the bluebird. Understand?

New Generals: Wow, he must not like crying, huh?

KrakenKid: ...Yeah sure let's go with that.

*Later*
New Generals: *Starts crying*

Darrel: *Kicks down door* I AM ADOPTING THIS SAD CHILD RIGHT NOW

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Darrel: *Drinking a bottle of alcohol*

CannibalCrab: Uh, Darrel? Don't you think you've had enough?

Darrel: Of you *Downs more, looking him directly in the eye*

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KrakenKid: Blooper! You ready for Halloween?

Blooper: 🎃 👻 🕷 🔮🔮🖤🖤🕷👻🎃👻🕷🎃🖤🔮🖤🕷🔮🖤🕷🎃🎃🖤👻👻👻🎃🖤🕷

KrakenKid: How did you say that out loud..?

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Darrel: That's it! You're in timeout! Get on top of the fridge!

CannibalCrab: *Trying to climb on fridge* THIS HOUSE IS FREAKING NIGHTMARE

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KrakenKid: *Getting home late*

Darrel: Kraken. Want to explain what you were doing out so late?

KrakenKid: I was just out on patrol with Cannibal!

CannibalCrab: *Swiveling around on rolling chair that was previously facing away, revealing himself* You wanna try that again?

KrakenKid: *Sweating*

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Blooper: Ah, another beautiful day! Time to start my daily routine!

*Takes our clipboard with 'To Do List' at top and 'Screw with Cannibal' written on every check mark*

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KrakenKid: *Outside on his balcony, T-Posing*

CannibalCrab: Whaaaaat are you doing?

KrakenKid: Showing these freaking squids who's boss

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CannibalCrab: *Playing the piano*

Blooper: *Playing Harmonia*

KrakenKid: *Jamming On guitar*

Darrel: Y'all wanna see some real talent? *Downs vodka bottle in one gulp

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You know I had to do it to 'em

Anyways, enjoy your memes! I still got two more updates worth of them so get ready for more memes sometime this week! Be sure to comment what you thought and g'bye!

—JustAnAtlantisWriter