Are These Memes... GAY?

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*Throws rainbows*
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CannibalCrab: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

KrakenKid: I don't know, how are y-

Sam: *From across the room* Tanith's doing great

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Cody: I'm as straight as a line!

*Professor walks in*

Cody: That line is now a circle

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Selena: Okay, truth or dare!

Joe: Dare!

Selena: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room!

Joe: *Sighs and turns* Cannibal?

CannibalCrab: *Chokes* Y-yes?

Joe: Can you move so I can get to Ace?

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KrakenKid: *Squinting at Joe* What's wrong with you?

Joe: I don't know, just feeling down...

KrakenKid: *Pauses and leaves room*

Joe: *Sighs*

KrakenKid: *Comes back and shoves bag into his hands*

Joe: Wha- is this candy?

KrakenKid: And Some protein bars, soda, energy drinks, the list goes on. You're normally more peppy and annoying me so I figured you were out of energy. This should get you back to doing that and- why are you crying?

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Sam: I'd love to give you the world but I only have three dollars on me.

Tanith: *Wraps her arms around her* I don't need cash, I've already got the world in my arms

Sam: *Blushing madly* I HAVE A REPUTATION

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KrakenKid: Why is Cannibal looking at me like that?

Darrel: Because he likes you

CannibalCrab: I don't 'Like' him, I love him! Get it right, Darrel!

KrakenKid: *Speechless*

CannibalCrab: ...Crap that wasn't supposed to be out loud...

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Cody: Describe Joe in one word

Tanith: Sunshine

Professor Pikalus: Idiot

Selena: Funny

Ace: Mine

Everyone: *Stares at him*

Ace: *Wraps arms around Joe, hissing*

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CannibalCrab: Babe, can you do the thing?

Professor Pikalus: *Sighs and flexes*

CannibalCrab: *Grins* Yessssss

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Chester: *Storming out of room* I HATE ALL OF YOU

Chester, Five Minutes Later: *Pokes Head in* Except you, Blooper, you're okay

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Selena: I swear, I just sneezed and liked your post!

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