Memes: Atlantis Edition

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Memes strictly with Atlantean Characters!
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Rasmus: Will all of you stop accusing me of having favorites! I treat Cody and all non-Cody's equally!

Cody: Uhhh, Rasmus? Think about what you just said.

Rasmus: . . . *Realization* Well crap uh...

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Rasmus: So, Sam, what are your interests?

Sam: *Under breath* Your son in my room

Rasmus: What was that?

Sam: I said the sun and the moon. Astrology.

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Joe: You use your sarcasm to distance people

Professor Pikalus: And yet, you're still here

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Professor Pikalus: My clothes keep disappearing... It's kinda unusual

Cody, wearing oversized lab coat: Aw, sorry man

Selena, with extremely baggy jeans: I'll help you find them

Sam, literally has one of his pairs of glasses on: Spooky

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Professor Pikalus: *Aggressively chucking water bottles at everyone in Overworld* HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE!

Selena: Uh

Sam: I think he's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us

Professor Pikalus: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Cody: Honestly, it's working for me

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Joe, scampering into the kitchen on all fours with messy feathers, bloodshot eyes and slightly drooling: wHERE IS THE APPY JUICE?

Cody, holding a fly swatter and with Selena hiding behind his back: SAMMM! PIKALUSSS! THE CREATURE IS BACK!

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Professor Pikalus: Pass the salt

Selena: What's the magic word?

Professor Pikalus: *Flashes the inside of his coat with several guns tucked in it* Or else

Selena: *Handing over salt* That's two words but I get the point

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Joe: I'm telling you! He's also intense when he's asleep!

Cody: *Stares at sleeping Pikalus* Really? He looks so peaceful

Joe: It's because it hasn't started yet! Wait for it... Oh, look, look! It's starting!

Professor Pikalus: *In Sleep, taking long breaths* Die, die, die... Kill the non believers... That's what you get for taking my sandwich, Cody...

Cody: *Terrified* I, uh... I'm gonna go home where I have several guards and witnesses if something happens to me

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Cody: We're here to kick butt and chew bubblegum!

Selena: I forgot the bubble gum

Cody: Yeah so- wait yOU FORGOT THE BUBBLEGUM?

Selena: This is a disaster! The printer screwed up Joe's birthday invitations! The title is supposed to say 'Joe's Birthday'!

Sam: Well what's it say instead?

Selena: Joe's Bi

Sam: Hey, that could still work!

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Cody: Joe, you'll be fine! Just be yourself!

Joe: Be myself? Cody, I have to win over someone's PARENTS! How long did it take you guys to start liking me?

Cody: Well, back at the hospital... Two weeks

Sam: Six months

Professor Pikalus: Jury's still out on that one

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Joe: Sam! You're losing blood fast! Quick, what's your blood type?

Sam: B Positive

Joe: I'M TRYING MY BEST JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

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Rasmus: Cody, we need to talk about your professionalism

Cody: *Standing on table* Those are some brave words for someone standing in lava

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Rasmus: We're going to be hosting a Halloween party tomorrow! Dress up as something that scares you!

*Next day, almost everyone dresses up as Pikalus*

Professor Pikalus: *Dressed as ghost* What the HELL is this?

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Professor Pikalus: So. You've been hanging out with Sam a lot

Cody: No, Pikalus! It's not what you think!

Professor Pikalus: Oh really? I have no reason to be jealous?

Cody: Of course not! You're the only one for me!

Professor Pikalus: Is that so?

Cody: Yes! I swear, she's just my girlfriend! We're dating! It's strictly romantic!

Professor Pikalus: So there's no best-friend feelings involved?

Cody: You're the only bro for me! She's just the love of my life, that's all!

Professor Pikalus: I'm your best non-related bro?

Cody: Of course, Bro!

Professor Pikalus: Bro

Selena: *Watching in the Background* What the-

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Joe: My Mom taught me if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say it at all.

Villain: Well that's-

Joe: BUT MY MOM AIN'T HERE RIGHT NOW YOU WEENIE!

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Cody & Joe: Did we go too far?

Rasmus: No, you went too far seven hours ago. Now I have to get you two out of prison

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Cody: *Throwing rocks at Pikalus' window*

Professor Pikalus: *Grumpy* What do you want?

Cody: Rasmus told me to wake you up, we're having a meeting!

Professor Pikalus: Why are you throwing rocks? Why not just use your phone?

*LOUD BANG AGAINST WINDOW*

Professor Pikalus: I MEANT CALL ME NOT THROW YOUR PHONE YOU MORON!

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Ah, memes, I have missed thee

Don't worry, I have three other updates worth of memes, y'all will be getting plenty this week~

I hope you guys liked this! Be sure to comment what you think! Farewell!

—JustAnAtlantisWriter

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