Crap did that title even make the slightest bit of sense? Sounded better in my head
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Blooper: Psssh, I don't need a tutorial for this game!
Blooper Five Minutes Later: How the heck do I play this game
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Blooper: Godzilla isn't real, but it would be cool if he did
CannibalCrab: Where is this conversation going?
Selena: Wait for it...
Blooper: And if he did I would totally fight him
Selena: There it is
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Cody: Okay class, this is going to be an extremely easy assignment! Just write about your happiest moment!
KrakenKid: My what now
Ace: Uhhhh describe "Happiest Moment"
Cody: Oh no...
CannibalCrab: I know mine! I fell in love once!
Cody: Oh whew I was worried that none of you-
CannibalCrab: And now that love of mine is dead... *Starts sobbing*
Cody: Okay class! Assignment cancelled, we're just gonna hug it out
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*Young Blooper is running around with something in his hands*
KrakenKid: Bloops, what did you find?
Young Blooper: A knife!
KrakenKid: NO! *Runs after him*
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Professor Pikalus: Huh, Tanith has been working out a lot lately... Especially her arms.
Tanith: *Curling weights* I'M GONNA BE SO GREAT AT HUGGING
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Professor Pikalus: You can't run from your problems forever!
Joe: *Already running* Oh, but I'm fast! Very fast!
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Clubs: *Showing off* Heh, all these girls think I'm the sexiest man alive. I'm having the time of my life!
Chester: Aren't you gay?
Clubs: YEAH BUT IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED
Chester: Diamond's three day business trip is hitting you hard, huh?
Clubs: *Sobbing* Y-yessssssss
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Blooper: *Gets down on one knee*
Selena: *Gasps* Its finally happening!
Blooper: *Falls over*
Selena: The poison is kicking in
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Darrel: Ena, you here?
Ena: *Raises hand*
Darrel: Ah, didn't recognize you at first with your hair down. Blooper?
Blooper: *Raises tentacle*
Darrel: Ah, didn't recognize you at first with your mouth shut
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Cody, A Professional: You're under arrest for-!
Professor Pikalus, Who Is Pissed: YOU'RE GONNA DIE
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Memes And Other Fun| Book 2
FanfictionA second book, the first being 'Tagged And Other Fun' This book is to have everything that can't be put anywhere else! This will be full of AU ideas, writing shorts or drabbles, drawings, information, sneak peeks for other books, even more, and of c...
