[BOOK TWO]
@blancanieves: End game 💍
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@tomholland1996: People are going to think we are engaged, but really she's talking about Nate and Serena on Gossip Girl and is ranting on why they belong together
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One year later, Blanca and Tom are toget...
@blancanieves: Thanksgiving is next week - Y'ALL I AM SO READY TO GAIN ALL THE WEIGHT IN THE WORLD | @blancanieves: Did I tell y'all I'm in charge of Thanksgiving dinner this year? We got a cousin group chat where I am telling everyone what to do and it is wild | @blancanieves: My cousin who was originally in charge of the Mac and cheese wanted to put raisins in it. Do you know how fast we kicked him out of the chat? | @blancanieves: he really texted me and said "why'd I get kicked out" POR PAYASO ERIK POR PAYASO | @username1: Se comió payaso o que? @blancanieves retweeted | @blancanieves: Que se coma el payaso para Thanksgiving también, pinche idiota | @username2: Did they just say something about eating clowns?!?! Wtf | @username3: "Se comió payaso" is the Spanish version of when someone sarcastically says "You're so funny" | @username2: That makes a lot more sense
@blancanieves: No clowns were eaten in the making of these tweets. ✌🏼 | @username4: Blanca is out here tweeting about clowns and I'm just sitting here waiting for her to tweet about Tom
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| @username5: Maybe she is tweeting about Tom... | @username6: I mean she is good at shade
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| @username7: ARE YALL TRYING TO SAY THAT OUR MOM BLANCA IS CALLING TOM A CLOWN - because I am here for this fresh tea | @username8: Blanca is gonna block all of us tbh because I ain't saying that Blanca would call Tom a clown but I'm not saying she wouldn't
@blancanieves: Tip to self: don't read mentions. Especially when your followers love being messy.
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@blancanieves: Anyways, do y'all know what henotheism is? All religions should look into it - it would help create more tolerance. Ijs. | @username9: Queen of changing the subject. Ijs.
@blancanieves: Necesito llorar poquito para poder dormir | @username10: YALL I KNOW WE DONT USUALLY TRANSLATE B'S SPANISH TWEETS ANYMORE BUT THIS IS A TIME IM GLAD I DID | @username10: THE TWEET SAYS "I NEED TO CRY A LITTLE TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP" OMFG | @username3: Hello yes, resident Mexican here. This is the first lyric in the song Te Extraño by Siggno. (I was listening to this song last night) | @username3: It's basically about how the person singing is accepting the fact that someone left them and that they still love and miss them. | @username11: I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY AND NOW I AM CRYING ON THE FLOOR | @username12: @tomholland1996 WHAT THE HELL DID U DO | @username4: O M F G I CANT BELIEVE THIS. DID TOM BREAK UP WITH HER. | @username5: Yo I was just kidding, I don't really want Bom to be over wtf | @username6: What's up my name is Jared I'm 19 and I never learned how to fucking read because I'd rather be illiterate than have Bom be broken up
@blancanieves:
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| @username13: oh
*** I told myself this chapter wasn't gonna have any drama, guess who lied to herself? Me 🙃
