35 | Group Chat

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Unholy Trinity 😈🖤
Luke [LameAss👀]
Jackson [JackAss☠️]
Blanca [BasicAss💋]

BasicAss💋
Okay guys
Serious question time

LameAss👀
I'll put on my monocles

JackAss☠️
I'm refilling my pipe as we speak

BasicAss💋
Nevermind
Y'all are both idiots
I don't need y'all's input

JackAss☠️
I'm just kidding !
The only pipe I have blows bubbles

LameAss👀
Okay Thanos

JackAss☠️
I 100% do not get that reference

BasicAss💋
LeT mE Me bE YoUr pLuS OnE tO ThE InFiNiTy wAr pReMiErE

JackAss☠️
I will go to any premiere tbh
I'm fake af
And I like looking at hawt people

LameAss👀
^this is why people can't stand you

JackAss☠️
Okay mister I'm not a gay icon

LameAss👀
Bitch I'm not
I wasn't trying to be fake

JackAss☠️
I guess you're a humble queen

LameAss👀
I'm about ready to throw hands

BasicAss💋
Neither of you can fight so sit your asses down

JackAss☠️
Blanca swears cause she got in one fight in middle school she's tougher than us

BasicAss💋
I got in four fights in middle school and I won all of them,

LameAss👀
B would have not been our friend back then - we would have probably been scared of her

BasicAss💋
I was friends with everyone thank you very much
The fights I got into were because I was defending people so stfu

JackAss☠️
Wow a real life superhero
Amazing
Inspiring
A woman of the people

BasicAss💋
I regret the decision of becoming y'all's friend

LameAss👀
ASK THE QUESTION HOE
I love giving input even when people don't ask for it

JackAss☠️
^ relatable

BasicAss💋
Hypothetically, do y'all think I should move to London?

JackAss☠️
I JUST CHOCKED ON MY PIZZA

LameAss👀
I mean, you've always said you don't want to stay in l.a. forever

JackAss☠️
I'll miss you bitch

BasicAss💋
I clearly said hypothetically
Nothing is decided yet
Everything is in limbo

LameAss👀
Nothing is decided yet?

BasicAss💋
Okay not NOTHING
We know we want to move in together
But we just aren't sure where yet
We each have a top 3

JackAss☠️
I almost died from excitement
And everyone ignored me but okay
What are the top 3?

LameAss👀
You almost die every day because your overdramatic af - we are used to it and don't pay attention to it anymore

BasicAss💋
^ the truest thing ever said in this group chat
My choices are London, Anaheim and Texas
His are L.A., Tennessee, and Texas

JackAss☠️
So you're moving back to Texas

LameAss👀
Texas it is

BasicAss💋
No because no

JackAss☠️
It's not selfish if he wants it too

LameAss👀
O M G
your country accent is going to come back so thick
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MOVE THERE ASAP

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