Nightmare piece of bread (AcrossNightErrors)

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From a uhh... old livestream back in 2017. You'll be lucky to come across it.

*Special thanks to SashyBash for giving me these lovely quotes, pffft-

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*Nightmare playing "I am Bread" whilst Cross and Error watch.

Error: Nightmare piece of bread, on the floor shouting "fuck" repeatedly

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Cross: "You are getting very dirty now" - Nightmare piece of bread

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Error: "you stupid piece of bread" - Nightmare

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Cross: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fap fap fap," Nightmare piece of bread

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Error: "oh my god get up" Nightmare to Dream

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* The bread got stuck on the ironing board's leg

Cross: That looks so suggestive

Error: oh my

Cross: "I'm being fucked by the ironing board" - Nightmare piece of bread

Cross: "It looks like I am stroking the floor" - Nightmare piece of bread

Cross: "Touch it, touch it, touch it," - Nightmare piece of bread

Error: "oh my god get up" Nightmare

Cross: "Fuck me... STOP!" - Nightmare piece of bread

Cross: "Skateboard, you stubborn little shit!" - Nightmare piece of bread

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Cross: "Get up! Stop fucking the floor!" - Nightmare piece of bread

Error: "please! I just want to get up!"

Cross: "Fuck me!" - Nightmare

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Cross: "Oh my god, I don't like this angle, it makes me uncomfortable... please, stop, fuck me..." -
Nightmare

Cross: "Can you climb while I fuck the wall?" - Nightmare piece of bread

Cross: "I'm begging you, skateboard... just wreck me!" - Nightmare piece of bread

Cross: "why the camera angle?" - Nightmare piece of bread

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Error: "Fuck the cat picture!" - Nightmare piece of bread

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Cross: "Can you stop humping this one particular plant prop?" - Nightmare piece of bread

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Nightmare huffed and threw the controller on the ground. It was not the first time he had done that, especially playing this frustrating game. "This game's idiotic."

"Yet you still come back to play it. Curious," Error smile and laughed when Nightmare gave him a half-hearted scowl before laughing out too. "I say some weird things when I'm frustrated though. What was your favorite quote?"

"Mine's probably "I'm being fucked by the ironing board"," Cross pipped in, trying hard to not laugh as well but the shit-eating grin gave away his feelings. Error's laughter died before he answered ""Can you stop humping this one particular plant prop?" Is a good one."

"No wonder you wanted to watch me play it, I must be amusing when frustrated."

The two skeletons laughed.

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