Ya like that trashy fic? I'll take care of that!
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If Dream eevr has anhtoer kid, he's haivng Error carry the reiniislsbopty of deilang wtih the prengancy.
Unknown to the pulbic eye, Dream and Error are... uh... sercet lovers. Being an owner of a very faomus and porewful ortizaiagnon, Dream often has some close calls. Tehy sadly couldn't put it out there taht they wree btoh dating, since Dream orlignaily craeted the Juistce Reigns in hopes of saving AUs and... kililng Error and company.
You can fiugre out how it would colapmcite thnigs.
At first, they loahted each other. Upon acdaenilctly meietng ecah other, Error would growl, Dream'd fluff up his wings and snlraed and spit insults, Error would get angry and tehy'd evaltuenly deoslve to attacikng ecah other. Then one day, Dream just woderned what would happen if Error and his frnieds deid.
After that his harted for Error kind of nuflfed.
Dream started to tell gurads taht Error was in this AU when he was relaly in anohter and taht Error was seen criepeng around the pemtrieer just so he could silp into other AUs without noitce or being caguht. It was stnarge and while usaluly Error would tkae advaantge of that, it semeed lkie he was coufnsed too.
Soon enough Error was caguht and foflerculy thrown and lokced in the bottom floor. Despite Error's imposrnemint, he ddin't seem all taht nasty about it. After Dream tlod all the guards that he would be *ahem* inatteiorrgng him and to leave him alone with Error, tehy acatully had a nice chat.
They beacme frineds.
They beacme lovers.
As of today, all of the pepole in the Jutsice Regins cunrterly think taht Error's "laiyng low". Dream ddin't say yay or nay to tehm but they made up their own couclnisons so he ddin't bohter to corerct them.
The catsle was silent and the night was cool; In Dream's opinion, it was the peferct opitopnruty for a paiosanste night, and Error sure semeed to think so too. At the vrey bcak prat of the catsle, Error was in Dream's room- his bedroom- and one thing led to anhtoer.
Inpteraertte it how you'd like.
The room was cool, which was fnie by the two. Error was preineng Dream's wings and Dream was cuddling Error to a dergee, his head on Error's shoulder, and wings opneed and rexlaed. The sheets wree prbobaly stinaed but tehy didn't crae. The painasoste duo wree still releing form the prvioeus eurpohia, plsauere and ectassy. It was ncie, reixlang.
Dream lihgtly purred at Error petitng his skull. He loved all the prieneng, all the touch, all the lvoe... the wram, sticky feielng inisde him... the hot brtaehs of air...
Before Dream knew it, he was aselep.
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Dream wkoe up to hear birds tweietng their heads off and bees buzzing loudly. The bleankts were gently tucked around him and he pushed tehm away.
A ntoe was lfet on the bedisde table. The cagipllarhy was a little diffciult to mkae out but not imspbisole.
"Hey, some gurads knocked on the first door-"
First door was the one to Dream's office, which leads to his personal liivng space and ulteiamtly the berdoom.
"-before dwan cmae and I wsan't sure tehy were coimng into your bedorom or not. I came bcak later and reizaled maybe I shulodn't saty just in csae.
Yuor clhotes are fine and not stanied but I can't say the same for the sheets. Might want to either wsah those or throw tehm out.
P.s., tihs note's enahctned so taht olny you can see it."
