I'm not a girl (Alphyne)

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OWO WHAT'S THIS?! AN ALPHYNE ONESHOT ON A SKELETON BOOK?! "IS IT IMPORTANT", YOU MIGHT ASK? WELL YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS!

HC: ALPHYS HAS COMPLETE ANDROGEN INSENSITIVITY SYNDROME, SHE HAS XY CHROMOSOMES, INTERNAL TESTES AND A "REGULAR" VULVA.

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"S-sunglasses?"

"Check."

"Sunscreen?"

"Yup."

"Towels?"

"Aw, shoot, I forgot those."

A smile appeared on Alphys' face as Undyne got the last of the things they needed in their bag. Alphys insisted on rechecking everything they needed, and was glad she did. Looking at the weather app on her phone, the day was partly cloudy and hot. Perfect for a day at the beach.

Undyne came back with two beach towels, one with 8-bit fishes on a white background and the other an awesome Mew Mew Kissy Cutie at the Beach TM. Alphys took the fishy one before stuffing it into her bag, which she actually bothered to organize for once thanks to Frisk teaching her how to fit all that stuff into such a small bag (which made Alphys realize how they could put so much stuff in their pockets.) At last, noon was about to come upon them.

Alphys hitched her duffel bag on her shoulder, Undyne opting just to hold her own and the two went outside. The beach was just minutes away, as they were at their honeymoon hotel. The married duo sweated themselves to death before they reached the water, but oh was it refreshing.

Undyne splashed Alphys with some water, which the ex-Royal scientist smirked and splashed her back. It landed on Undyne's face, and she splashed with more force, Alphys' head scales getting soaked. After a few more splashes and Alphys calling it quits when the water went up her nose, she waded into a deeper end and shivered at the cold water, squishing the soft sand between her toes. She felt her stomach growling for food, which brought her back to the land, seeing Undyne apply an extra layer of sunscreen on herself. Alphys helped by massaging it on her scales Undyne could not reach herself.

"Hey, Alphy, wanna get some Nice Cream?" Undyne asked, flicking her head in the direction of the blue bunny. Alphys smiled and nodded, thanking Lesser Dog for watching over their stuff before grabbing the duffel bags, hearing some change jingling in the outer pockets.

Undyne got cotton candy ice cream; Alphys got chocolate brownie. The two took a seat under a shady bench, not far away from the water but not too close. "H-how's your ice c-cream?" Alphys wondered, taking a lick of hers and enjoying a small brownie chunk that came with it. Undyne gave her a toothy smile, "It's pretty good, considering it's cold! How's yours taste?" She gave her own a lick.

"T-tasty, cool and sweet", Alphys gave another lick, before noticing Undyne staring at her almost-finished cone. "Oh- d-do you want a taste?"

Undyne got out of the daze, but gave Alphys a soft smile. "I would love to, if you don't mind."

Alphys nearly laughed, giving Undyne her cone. She didn't expect Undyne to give her own cone, but did not reject it. She heard Undyne nearly moan at the flavor of her own, and couldn't help but be curious of Undyne's ice cream. She gave it a lick- it was refreshing and delicious. She accidentally got a little ice cream on her lips, but did not notice when they switched back. "I think I'll get the brownie next time", Undyne murmured, unwrapping the wrap on the cone and starting to crunch on the cone, reading the message "Those scales shine like diamonds!"

Alphys unwrapped her own cone, the inside revealing "Are those claws natural?". She smiled getting a small amount of crumbs on her lips along with a tiny amount of extra ice cream. They munched on their cones, enjoying the last of the sweet treat.

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