Nightmare: I was expecting a harder dick coming from a steel type.
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Error: Try rubbing on the big meat thing on your palm!
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Ink: Also what the fuck is that lego porn
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Dream: Everyone here thought they were straight.
Dream: Until Nightmare came and tinkered with our sexualities.
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Nightmare, trance-like: Anal vore... Anal vore... Anal vore... Anal vore... you did this... Anal vore...
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Cross: flavored condoms are terrible...
Cross: wAIT
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Error: I've officially decided that any dream that has a toilet in it is a nightmare that I need to escape because that can only mean One Thing(tm)
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Ink: Hey Blue
Ink: I fucked your adoptive father, shitlips.
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Blue: Error is gay for himself I see
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Child in orphanage: No, I'm dating my homework!
Dream: dating?
Ink: DATING
Ink: they have a crush on their homework
Ink: what a virgin
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Nightmare: When the people limit exceeds five I want to hide in a broom closet.
Cross: Seven minutes in heaven sounds good!
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*Error teaching Cross how to cook*
Error to Cross: Okay, we're going in raw. *Egg cracking here.*
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Cross: You fucking pizza
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Dream: I have a life to life!
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Cross: I skewered that on accident
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Nightmare: Yogurt is fruit sperm!
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Error: No homo, but I'm going to make you choke on these mushrooms.
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Blue: I burned his fucking sandwich
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Blue: Go fuck a bayonet
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Cross: YAY ORGY
Cross: I LOVE ORGIES
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Dream: If your age is on the clock, you're not ready for the cock.
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Dream: Did something massive smash into my Uranus?
Blue: I don't know, did it?~
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Blue: DO NOT FUCK SANTA
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Ink: Makes me want to barf up spaghettios that spell gay
