Don't become my friend, because I will quote you, and die.
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Nightmare: Stay calm? STAY CALM?! THE BEES ARE DYING!
Cross: So... How many drugs are you currently on?
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Nightmare: WHY WOULD THERE EVER BE A FLOATING HEAD OF A PANDA NEXT TO SOMEONE'S BED?!
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Cross: CRITICAL SHIT
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Dream: Stop jacking off to my mom.
Nightmare: what
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Blue: if we're all lemons is this server a lemon party?
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Cross: My bone is turned off by the b o n e s
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Ink to Blue: Enjoy your fucking tonsils while they last.
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(Over text)
Ink: they eventually decided to- are you sending me furry porn? Nice.
Nightmare: I love how you just bluntly changed the topic all the sudden from the US Flag on the moon being knocked over to furry porn.
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Nightmare: *arranging Christmas stockings at a store*
Error: Why are you dealing with those?
Nightmare: because it's November and there's Christmas stuff out, I decided...
Nightmare, having just finished with the stockings: to have them say "eat a bag of dicks."
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Dream: How bout I dong- don't.
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Ink: is ass genitalia?
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Nightmare: ROAST ME IN MY SHIT-HOLE
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Nightmare: Out of the bonezone, bitch!
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Cross, upon walking into Nightmare's room and staring at the camera: What are you making?
Nightmare: Tiktok saved my life storytime.
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Below this is DS Cards against humanity... I have a Cards Against Humanity server with a CAH bot between me and a few friends.
And oh boy.
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Czar Error: Alright, we can try ___ tonight, but only because it's your birthday.
Dream's card: the innocence of a virgin.
Nightmare's card: yo mama.
Czar Error: *picks Nightmare's card.*
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Czar Dream: Russian spies were caught in the U.S. looking for ___.
Error's card: a slightly used tampon.
Nightmare's card: Jay-Z's 100th problem.
Czar Dream: *Snickering, picks Nightmare's card.*
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Czar Nightmare: President Trump plans to increase the budget for ___ this year.
Dream's card: bong water.
Error's card: a bag of weed.
Having just joined the round, Cross' card: old folks going at it in a Denny's bathroom.
Czar Nightmare: *picks Cross' card.*
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Czar Nightmare: I am the vengence. I am the night. I am...
Dream's card: Steve Buscemi and Rebel Wilson's live child.
Ink's card: a fetus.
Cross' filled in blank card: Nightmare's throbbing, 21 inch cock.
Nightmare: ... *picks Cross' card.*
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Cross: Dear fucking god, I LOVE blank cards in Cards Against Humanity.
Nightmare: I wonder why...
