Lmao what the fuck I'm laughing
~~~
[Nightmare is online]
Nightmare: holy shit I forgot all about this
[PainterPain is online]
PainterPain: What?
PainterPain: This is really old to the point where I can't see any previous messages to give me context
Nightmare: yeah same here but I actually forgot this existed at all
Nightmare: now I remember the things I was always quoting that came from here
[XSkeleton is online]
XSkeleton: Lmao same here Night, I forgot about this
XSkeleton: Wait we have Ink here?
[Blueberry is online]
Blueberry: Not just him!
Nightmare: seriously dude? "Blueberry"? What kind of username is that?
Blueberry: Says the one with the name "Nightmare".
XSkeleton: I'm laughing
Nightmare: not funny, Cross
XSkeleton: At Blue's name. It reminds me of a dirty joke
PainterPain: I'm pretty sure I don't want to know
[Dream69 is online]
XSkeleton: Wait wha
Nightmare: I stg if that's a pornbot I'm gonna fucking die
Dream69: Excuse me? That's unacceptable language you're speaking there, Night.
Nightmare: -wait nvm that's Dream
XSkeleton: For a second I thought that was a pornbot as well until I saw the message
XSkeleton: lil shits
XSkeleton: always joining these servers
Dream69: First, proper language both of you, second why did you think I was a pornbot?
XSkeleton: Dream... do you know what "69" means?
Dream69: Um yes? 6 and 9 are exactly the same when flipped? And that's why they are my favorite numbers?
Blueberry: Oh the innocence!
XSkeleton: Can I tell him?
Nightmare: NO
Nightmare: DON'T YOU DARE CROSS
Blueberry: 69 is a sex position, sweetheart.
Dream69: ...
[Dream69 has changed his name to DreamJR]
PainterPain: Blue, seriously? I was just starting to find this mildly amusing.
Blueberry: I wanted to see more of a reaction from him. Pity.
Nightmare: you want a reaction? Alrighty
[Nightmare has changed his name to Topless tapas]
PainterPain: I don't get it.
XSkeleton: I'M DYING
XSkeleton: I REMEMBER THAT STORY
XSkeleton: FUCKING DEAD FOREVER BITCH
DreamJR: That was one time!
Blueberry: "Topless".. "tapas"... Underlust?
Topless tapas: fuck yeah
Blueberry: This I have to hear.
DreamJR: Nightmare if you tell that story I'm going to execute you
Topless tapas: lmao you already are planning to kill me so what will happen then
XSkeleton: BURN!
[Destroyer of Worlds is online]
Destroyer of Worlds: My phone was buzzing like crazy, now I know why
Topless tapas: aren't you supposed to be beating the meat rn?
PainterPain: Gross.
Destroyer of Worlds: Yes, but Kevin flew onto the counter and stole the chicken wing I was cooking
XSkeleton: Haha, talk about feeding a pig bacon!
PainterPain: Wait, so that's what you meant by... OOOOOH
Topless tapas: got your mind in the gutter?
DreamJR: Both of you do, considering your username.
Destroyer of Worlds: Alrighty, Dream69
DreamJR: ksbsywkhs
[Topless tapas has changed the chatroom name to "Dumb Asses Of The Justice Reigns"]
[DreamJR has changed the chatroom name to "Dumb Female Dogs Of The "Meme Squad""]
PainterPain: ?
Destroyer of Worlds: Aw, Dream, you care...
DreamJR: ... About getting you and Cross imprisoned and Nightmare executed.
Destroyer of Worlds: <3 <3 <3
XSkeleton: <3 <3 <3
Topless tapas: <3 <3 <3 love you bro
DreamJR: Ugh.
DreamJR: <3 <3 <3 love you too.
PainterPain: Dreammare
DreamJR: Huh?
Topless tapas: I second Dream's statement
Blueberry: He's saying the ship name between you two. Aka, together together.
Topless tapas: WTF
[Topless tapas has kicked PainterPain out of the chat]
[DreamJR is now offline]
[PainterPain requests to join the chat]
[Topless tapas denies request]
{PainterPain sends a PM to Topless tapas: let me join, you a-hole!}
Destroyer of Worlds: dude, just let him join the server again
Destroyer of Worlds: otherwise he'll try to find us and there will be blood
[PainterPain joins the chat]
PainterPain: fuck you, Nightmare.
Topless tapas: I'm top, whatchu fuckin' saying
PainterPain: T-That's not what I meant!
XSkeleton: I'M LAUHGINV CRYIN
XSkeleton: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Topless tapas: I was about to investigate what that thump was
Destroyer of Worlds: I was thinking "wtf, what was that?"
Destroyer of Worlds: Cross, by the way
Destroyer of Worlds: Cross
Destroyer of Worlds: Cross answer me
Topless tapas: He's still laughing, I can hear it
Topless tapas: Crossssss get your ass here Error has something to say idk what
[XSkeleton is now idle]
Destroyer of Worlds: Know what, imma barge into his room and tell him
Destroyer of Worlds: He'll fill up the house otherwise
Topless tapas: uhh what
Blueberry: ?
Topless tapas: Blue, wtf where did you go, we sent 50 messages and not one reply
Blueberry: It's not a crime to watch from the sidelines, hmm?
Topless tapas: I guess that's true...
* Outside the chatroom, Nightmare hears a door open. He doesn't think much of it until he hears Error say "dude, you're spreading your pheromones." He then bursts out laughing until he catches a whiff of the attractive scent.
Topless tapas: brb
* Error encounters Nightmare outside but doesn't react until he gets back into the kitchen where he hears a lot of footsteps.
Destroyer of Worlds: Don't tell me you've followed the scent
* He hears a thump
Destroyer of Worlds: wTF NO
Destroyer of Worlds: I DID NOT CONSENT TO BE A PART OF Y'ALLS SICK ASS FANTASIES
Destroyer of Worlds: I'M NOT WASHING THOSE SHEETS YOU FUCKERS
[Topless tapas is now idle]
Blueberry: Don't try to stop them, once they start bumping there ain't any stopping them.
Destroyer of Worlds: you say that like you have experience
Blueberry: I do have experience
Destroyer of Worlds: umm?
Blueberry: Realization in 3...
Blueberry: 2...
Blueberry: 1...
Destroyer of Worlds: WTF EWW
Destroyer of Worlds: I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Blueberry: You're welcome!~
Destroyer of Worlds: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have to find some headphones and blast music for the next half hour
[Destroyer of Worlds is now offline]
PainterPain: okay the n
PainterPain: totally needed to know about my boss' brother's sex life
PainterPain: alongside my boss'
PainterPain: I'm just gonna go somewhere
PainterPain: not here
[PainterPain is now offline]
[DreamJR is now online]
Blueberry: Sweetheart!
DreamJR: Oh hell no
[DreamJR is now offline]
Blueberry: Go fuck yourselves I'm all alone.
Blueberry: Oh wait.
Blueberry: That didn't come out right.
~~~
Things I wanted to add but didn't end up here in the end:
"Topless tapas: mr "I'm so fancy I don't let dust get on my straw!" strikes again"
"PainterPain: Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
Topless tapas: Dream's Jesus
DreamJR: Jesus fucking Christ
PainterPain: In Jesus' name we go to fifth base"
"Blueberry: okay how fucking cheap are you to not want a 5-cent regular-size plastic bag that's thicker then the free, small, thin plastic bag for your GLASS items?"
