So, this was made back in November of 2017. Expect the quality to drop low (lowlowlowlowlowlowlowlow...)
Original chapter title: Ready to mingle
The title is a double entondra or however the butt-fuck you spell it.
Anyway sooo I actually just got this idea from a draft I made that had Tango in it.
Originally this was s'pose to be Errotic but it just didn't work out in the end.
It was just too hard to pull out.
Expect 1,000,000,000 more of these sex jokes
(Also sorry I didn't look up about porn sets excuse any misinformation data can suck my ass)
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Man, who didn't love raises?
Lust sure did. When the porn set he got hired in gave him a raise because everybody loved skeleton porn, sure as hell he was going to celebrate this shit, with some hardcore Grillby's whiskey!
The wood clanked every step Lust took inside the bar. Dog monsters looked at him strangely, a drunk bunny monster was slurring so bad he couldn't make out even one word, and the fire monster- Lust guessed was Grillby- looked at him with a questioning gaze, seeing the half-naked skeleton walk in like he owns the place. Lust turned his heel and put a bunch of gold on the bar. "One bottle of Grillby's hardcore firewhiskey."
The fire elemental nodded, going into the back of the bar, door audibly opening and closing behind him.
"Can you actually handle that stuff?" A obviously tipsy bird monster asked Lust.
"Of course I can. What makes you think otherwise?"
The bird monster rolled her eyes, accidentally looking at Lust's exposed spine and maybe just letting her eyes linger there for a liiiitle bit longer than she should've before replying, "A lot of people have said that before. I highly doubt it."
Lust laughed a little bit, "If I wasn't driving back home I'd show you, but I don't want to get into nasty car crashes or drive off into a lake. Not my speed", Lust winked because of the pun. Monsters in the bar laughed, some of them actually hitting their fist on the tables.
"Heh. Nice one", a strangely familiar-looking skeleton said. Lust spun around in his seat to see the skeleton behind him. He smiled at Lust, holding out his hand for a handshake. Lust took his hand, and in doing so, make one loud, obnoxious sound.
Everyone laughed at Lust's embarrassment, a slight purple tinge dusting his cheekbones. "Ahh, the same old whoopie cushion trick... anyway... I'm Dance. Dance Choreography. What's yours?" Dance nonchalantly asked.
"Oh, me?" Lust pointed to himself, "I'm Lust. Lust Copulation", Lust had to hold back a snort when he said. Fuck, he loved his last name.
"Heh. Don't hear that kind of name here. Say, what are you celebrating?" Dance make some sort of gesture with his hand, but Lust was more focused on why he knew he was celebrating something.
"H-how.."
Dance laughed, "Everybody who comes here buys hardcore whiskey to party. I'm the most regular regular of all time. What's the occasion?"
"Oh", Lust blinked. "I got a raise today at my job, so I decided to buy some whiskey as to remind me that I'm not making squat for backbreaking."
Dance smiled, "Heh. Sure is something to celebrate", Despite the smile, Lust noticed that Dance had a slightly sad tone laced in his voice, but didn't question it. He didn't want to be questioned back. No use being the guy who is know to be fucked by pornstars almost every day.
Grillby came back with the whiskey and a bill. Lust was about to pay for the alcohol when Dance put his hand on Lust's shoulder. "Here, let me pay for it," He offered
Lust was about to reject but Dance had already pulled out the money and given it to Grillby, who seemed a little puzzled at that but accepted it nonetheless. "Oh, umm.. thanks. That stuff's not cheap, so... How do I repay you?" Lust asked
Dance smiled. "Come back here when it's convenient."
Lust nodded, agreeing to the deal. He grabbed his own gold off the bar and put it in his bag. He swayed his hips slightly, not really realizing it.
However, he could definitely see some monsters looking at his ass... or, what was the closest thing he'll get to an ass without magic.
