hamilton fluff (pretty much just jeffmads fluff =3)

(5) Coincidence

         I'm in line for a room key, I just got to basic training camp.  Only one person in front of me, almost as short as I am.  I say about  because nobody's as short as I am- at least that I've met.  Now he's stepping away from the line.  My turn.  "Umm- James Madison, 18-"  "room 258" and she hands me the key "thanks"  So I walk off to find out who I have to deal with.  Hopefully one of them is Samuel Seabury, yes he's annoying, but I can intimidate him and he doesn't talk a lot.  The perfect roommate for a nerdy submissive person like me.  Plus, he's not brave enough- or gay enough for that matter- to try and make me blush.  OTHER PEOPLE are brave enough, and fake flirt just to annoy me.  Just guess.  Anyway, I like to make first impressions of confidence, so I walk in singing with earbuds in.  I let my phone choose the song for me.

         It.  Chooses. 'It's Not Like I Like You.'  Of course.  'HOW DOES IT KNOW OF MY TSUNDERE-NESS?!?!'  I decide to go with it, but because I have the WEIRDEST VOICE EVER, I sing the soprano part.  As I'm opening the door I start singing.  "Ah- I -  Ah- Ah I- ah- do dum do de dum dum dum da de dum- Ah- I- Ah- Ah- I - Ah-  I"  Then I heard a familiar voice through my headphones. "Hey that's pretty good"  "Wha-?  No one asked you!"  'wait... somebody actually- I'm literally, eh, go with it.'  "I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend... On you, but baby I'll never get that chance to dance that romance with you, oh- oh no.

         Cuz you're always hitting"  "hah"  "and kicking"  "ugh!"  "and putting me down"  "heheh" "I hope you don't mean what you say.  But I keep seeing you, sticking around, like I can't get enough so I stay."  Now the part where we have to sing together.  "And I wonder how my hand would feel intertwined with yours."  I decide to look up and see who it is.  'THOMAS?!'  But I pretend not to notice who it is.  "as of now though,"  "What are you doing?"  "nothing but closed doors."  "My girl's a dere- a tsun- tsundere.  Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face.  And if I should compliment her?  She starts to chase"  "Hey!  That was a direct attack!"  "Oh no the wild cat found my hiding place"  "Stupid octopus!  Take it back!"

         "So, uhh.... how am I an octopus?"  "How am I a cat?!"  I open my eyes for this part, I wanna see his facial expression when he says it.  "Well uhh, cats are cute~"  Not a smirk... Just a smile?  "Ah- uhh- Go away!"  "Can we get along?  You're so headstrong."  "Hmpt!  There's no way, go away, now so long!"  "Just talk to me, and you will see"  "H- uh - that's not fair using flair, you dummy!  I've got myself just a little bit of love that I wanna spend... on NOT you!!!  'Cuz baby I'm afraid you'll say that it's not okay with you, oh- uh- oh.  'Cuz you're always laughing, "hah" "and joking."  "boop" 'he. actually. just. booped. my. nose.' "you look like a clown!  But I hope you mean what you say..."  "I do-"  "And I wonder what you would think... If I let my pride down, let it sink.  Could we hold hands, kiss?  Live our lives in gentle bliss?"  "We could-"  "I'm not talking about you!  You're not my prince in this"  

         "I'm not a dere- a tsun- tsundere.  I have a jello heart, I'm not that mean!  I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and... forgot the sunscreen!"  "haha, your smile is really cute though~"  "You'll never see it from underneath my pigtails!"  I actually cover my face with my sweater sleeves.  "alright I just... wanted to let you know."  I uncover my flushed face because of the lyrics.  'It... it is just the lyrics, right?  Duh!  I would have to like him- probably not because I'm a demiromantic - wait... I mean he is my friend... NO!'  "e- ehh..."  "Are... you okay?"  "y-yeah!  Umm.. well....  Hey-hey are you free-free today?"  "oh- ho- ho, why do you want to know~?"  "It's not like I liKE YOU- okay?"  'I don't why am I questioning that I DON'T LIKE HIM!!'

         "We could rent a boat and sail, find a bunny and feed it some juicy kale?"  "No, that sounds really stupid"  "okay well how about a... Classy dinner by candlelight?  Or scary stories 'till midnight?  So then I could hold you tight?"  "And get cheeto crumbs on me?!  No way!  Ookay I think you're a little dense.  I really don't like all this talk you have in the present tense.  Ba-bada ba da.  So listen here buddy it's all just a big fantasy you see inside of your head.  NO!  So just say goodbye!"  "ugh.  Whatever."  "Ba-bada ba da"  "My girl's a dere, tsun- tsundere-"  "Hey!  I can kick your butt even in this dress!"  "ugh, I digress.  So let's just go to the park... I guess?"

      'whY DO I WANNA SAY "Sure"?!?!  That's noT THE LINE AND THAT'S NOT HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS BAKA!!!'  "You wouldn't even know what to bring!"  "oh come on will you please just say yes?!"  "ugh jeez, fine baka taco!  It's not like I'll enjoy it or anything!.... Eheheh"  Then I turn off the music.  "wow James, you're a pretty good singer."  "shut up"  "I mean it.  Plus how do you fake blush?!"  "I'm not blushing"  "What is it like ... you couldn't have held your breath 'cuz you were singing...?"  'He'S tOo SmArT fOr HiS oWn GoOd'  

         "You weren't really blushing...?  The only other thing it could've been is blush......."  The whole time, he's been sitting on the kitchen counter like the psycho he is.  He jumps down, wets a rag, and tries to wipe imaginary blush off my face.  ".........Blush is water-based, James.  Water-based things wash off with water... "  "like you would know baka!"  "actually, I would know, remember I'm only here cuz I'm good at chemistry, that's a chemical reaction."  "Shut up idiot!"  "Why ya blushin' smol?"  I walk to an open room, claiming it as mine, and just before I slam the door, "sHuT uP!"

(Tsundere Madison, also, if you already knew this song, good job, I now have it on loop XD)