hamilton fluff (pretty much just jeffmads fluff =3)

(9) Christmas Party [fite me]

(I'm considering making a Sanders Sides [yes that's grammar, I should know.]  fanfic soon, but of course I'll have to finish this one first.  thx.)

(and a time skip cuz i'm lazy as f*k, say... a month or so, sorry sorry, more like a week, sorry I'm hamiltrash XD)

         I walked into the living room with my earbuds on, and low and behold.  Of course I had to sing along!  Don't judge me!  "What is this feeling so sudden and new?  I felt the moment I laid eyes on you?  My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling, my face is flushing.  What is this feeling?  Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?  yeeeeeEEEEESSS.  Loathing.  Unadulterated loathing.  For your face, your voice, your clothing.  Let's just say, I loathe it all.  Every little trait no matter how small makes my very flesh begin to crawl"  "What is it with your tsundere song game?  I mean seriously!"  "Heh.  I don't know." I turned off the music because I didn't know the words to that song very well anyways.  "Want mac n' cheese?  I just made some?"  "Are you kidding me?"  "=> 'fraid not, love"  "L-love?  You just called me... love?"  "Yep"  "Oh my lord"  

         "You sound exasperated."  "You sound exasperating.  Wait- that's just because you're the source of my exasperation."  "Holy shit I learn one big word.  ONE!  And this is what happens?!"  "indubitably and in every alternate existence"  "Are you TRYING to be a cinnamon roll?!"  "I believe negatively towards your uneducated opinionated estimation." (End me, this is not even online or anything, my head does this) "Stop doing that"  I randomly messed with his hair.  'god, I love this idiot.'  "RUDE"  "that was a thought, not my fault if it slipped from my mouth"  So I jumped over the couch and plugged my earbuds back in.  I put on 'My R'

         'Just as I was about to take my shoes off on the rooftop there I see, a girl with braided hair there before me.  Despite myself I go and scream, hey... don't do... it please.  Woah wait a minute, what did I just say?  I couldn't care less either way.  To be honest I was somewhat pissed, this was an opportunity missed.  The girl with braided hair told me her woes, you've probably heard it all before. I really thought that he might be the one... but the he told me he was done.  For god's sakes, please, are you serious?  I just can't believe that for some stupid reason you got here before me!  Are you upset cause you can't have what you wanted?  You're lucky that you've never gotten robbed of anything!'

         "Jemmy, that's depressing, what did I tell you about depressing music."  "What it was. You told me what it was."  "That's- I tOlD yOu NoT tO lIsTeN tO It Is WhAt!!"  Then the music changed.  'ooooohhhh, I do I do I do I do.  Ooooooohhh, I do I do I do I do.  Boy ya' got me helpless-'  Then I turned it off.  "Hey Jemmy, can you come to a party with me later?  I wanna tell the school... about us..."  I got really nervous.  He noticed this, and ran a finger over my cheek.  "It's okay, they can shove their opinions up their as-"  "Language Thomas!"  With his free hand, he held mine.  "I'll see you at the party then."

(TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSKKKKKKUUUUUUPPPPPP XD)

(also, holy shit savage af Thomas coming up, you were warned)

         "Come on Jem, I got an idea"  He was leading me to the stage where people were taking turns singing.  "I'll sing something first, then we'll announce it, oh and merry Christmas Eve or whatever"  Thomas sang, 'here comes a thought,' And I spent the whole time listening like I would be quizzed later.  The most intent stare.'  "Thank you, now I have an announcement.  I'd like to welcome my adorable and perfect in general boyfriend, James Madison."  I nervously stepped up there.  "He's mine, so shut the fuck up and deal with it." 

         Somebody laughed.  "Whoever just laughed is about to get their dick shoved so far up their ass, they'll be throwing up sperm."  "Holy hell calm down"  "Anyway,"  He picked me up, and I squeaked.  "Jemmy is mine, so all you drunk flirty asshats can fuck off"  There was a cheer, I could tell it was laurens and Hamilton, "Kiss!  Kiss!  Kiss!"  Everyone joined in slowly.  "KISS KISS KISS-"  Thomas set me down.  I tiptoed, grabbed his collar, and pulled him down into a kiss.  'god I'm short >=C'  "WHOOOOO!!!"  I then remembered the crowd.  "..... -//////- well that didn't happen"

(NOT OVER THERE WILL BE MORE FANFICS!  Actually, I'm just gonna copy and paste and old one XD  I'm sorry for what's about to happen)