"Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name" XD
"Fuck your rules! I fight for what's right, and sometimes you gotta fight dirty."
"Listen to the pain, it's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes it's so bad you feel like you're dying but we can't really live until we die a little, can we?" ...... 0-0.... true....
"I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker."
"[while "dying"] Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. [dramatic pause] Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that."
"You're not a fuckin' hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy." 0-0 XD
[raises his gun] "Move or die!"
"Okay! I'm going to flip this coin. Heads, you did this for me. Tails, you did this for me. And I'm not even looking, because... you did this for me."
"Good news and bad news. Bad news is the whole team is dead. The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar, he was a bit of a prick."
Cable: [In the middle of a fistfight when Deadpool grabs him by his neck with a strapped metal][gasps]
Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: [groans] I'm Batman." XD suuuuuure buddy
After being saved by him "You time-sliding son of a bitch" XD
"Wait, no, stop! What in the actual ass?" XD
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hamilton fluff (pretty much just jeffmads fluff =3)
Fantasyso, don't judge too hard, keep in mind I am a kid that just ships things also, random thing, I'm a demi-biromantic so that maybe mentioned, aside from that it'll mostly be just lots of gay stuff so suck it up and enjoy. (Also I reeeeffffffuuuuuuuse...
