hamilton fluff (pretty much just jeffmads fluff =3)

Turtles's request (lams oneshot)

(A friend requested I made a lams thing so I'm gonna do a lams oneshot out of sheer boredom also XD DAT PICTURE THO I'M LAUGHING SO HARD)

(Laurens P.O.V)

         "Alex are you SURE it's a good idea to come with you to work today?" "I don't think there's any harm in it, come on! What's the problem with me showing off my Turtles?" "....ugh... fine, let's just try not to get into any fights?" "Fine, but I can't speak for how it will act." I sighed. 'This is a horrible idea.' "Fine, let's just go"

(Time skap)

         We were sitting in his office and there was a knock on the door. "What do you want Jeffershit?" He came in. "Agressive much?" Madison walked in behind him and gave me a look that said, 'I don't want to be here right now.' Then he gave Jefferson a look and mouthed "no fighting" "So, who's the fluffy hair?" Alex smirked. "That would be Turtles, my adorable boyfriend~" I looked away and blushed. "A-alex!" Jefferson scoffed, "No offense to Laurens, but you call that adorable?! Have you not met James?!" Madison gave a shocked look, blushed, and looked away, mumbling "what happened to you having a girlfriend what the heck Thomas" "Jefferson, I thought you were straight" Alex laughed. "Laurens you're so innocent." Madison blushed more heavily. "He is straight I've seen him fooling around with random hoes." Jefferson looked offended.  

         "My point remains, this cinnamon roll is cuter, I mean have you met him?!" "The heartless Virginian I fought with for nine months while you were off in France? I've met him, Turtles is better." "How dare you call him heartless?!" "Easily" "He has more of a heart than you!" "Thomas I told you no picking fights, please stop this nonsense?" To no avail, Madison attempted to stop the war. "I'm just informing him that you're better than Laurens, that's not picking fights" "He is no such" "Wrong as always, Jefferson." "I'm not always wrong, I do however admit when I am wrong, and I currently am not." Madison sighed. "I have an idea, this will show optimum appeal" "I bet you win~" Madison looked away 

         "I'm basically coffee, I'm bitter and people normally won't like me without changing some aspect of who I am, plus I seem like a good person until they really get to know me, then they realise I'm not worth the time and give up on me, so that's coffee." He said straight faced. Thomas gasped and whispered "That was poetic, and you are not a poet, whoever gave you that idea I'm gonna kick their ass" "Damn," Alex and I said in unison. "So I have little to no appeal, Laurens probably wins." Alex smirked and Jefferson stared frustrated that Madison had made him lose the stupid competition. "That's no fair, I should've won!" "Deal with it Jefferson." He stormed out of the room. "Madison you should go calm your boyfriend down" Madison looked offended to say the least. "He. Is. Not." And Madison left the room. 

         Alex snickered. "Alex what the heck those guys are straight." "So innocent, Turtles they're about as straight as you." "...Shit, that's gay" (XD) "We can hear you ya' know!!!" Jefferson sounded mad, so Alex laughed. "That's why I said it! That, and you guys are definitely gay as hell. I ship it" "I mean it IS an adorable ship" "WTH LAURENS" I laughed at how pissed off Madison was. He legit bursted through the door death glaring me, Jefferson following closely behind him. "Not making us ship it any less mad hatter" I looked at him curiously. "Just a nickname, hey I have an idea" "What?" He whispered in my ear so nobody would hear it. "Let's be as flirty as we can and make every single asshole here jealous =>"  

         "Alex no" He was back to his normal voice. "Alex yes" "AlExAnDeR nO" "Alexander yes =>" "why" "Hamilfuk, whatever it is, Laurens is way smarter than you, everybody is, so no" "HEY R00D" Alex jumped on the desk defensively "Run you cinnamon rolls, I've unleashed Lucifer." "I was here the whole time Thomas" I laughed almost as hard as Alex did. "Madison, you're not Satan." "You don't know that" 'but he's so short! Not that I have very much room to talk lmao' "I don't know, you look like a cinnamon roll to me" "I don't think-" Jefferson cut him off "I know you don't think, ya' federalist shrimp" I laughed and Alex got pissed off "okay get your salty virginian gay asses out of here right now" Jefferson and Madison walked out wordlessly, though Jefferson was laughing like mad. 

         "I ship it now, thanks a lot Alex" I said sarcastically. "Well I ship something else more~" He smirked "what?" "Lams" "What's a lams?" "You see, my innocent cinnamon roll, lams is our ship name~" "..... oh.... W-well then I ship it too =3" "aww, you're blushing~! =3" "No I'm not" "sure, and Jeffmads isn't secretly canon but due to the author's dedness we don't get any for this chapter" He said rolling his eyes. (rip fourth wall I'm dying rn osfkjgnknafkjavk XD) "what?"  "Oh nothing, but you are blushing and it is adorable, just like you~!"  "oh shuddup"

(sorry this is crap =P just bored at literally 3 am)