hamilton fluff (pretty much just jeffmads fluff =3)

(2) shipping royalty (XD that's random)

We were on our way to Starbucks, and I heard James let out a sigh, so I looked at him curiously. "You really are the best, Thomas, you know that?" 'No, I'm not the best because I'm an ego-filled jerk, you're the best.' "hey, whoever said you were is gonna regret it, who was it?!" aaaaaannnndddd there's James being overprotective. Again. I guess it works, because I once broke Burr's arm for being a jerk, and he once punched Lee in the face because he was being a jerk to me, and he "felt like it." "First off, that was supposed to be in my head, second, nobody, just a fact, common knowledge" "No, not a fact, you're awesome!" I laughed a little, "Whatever you say, James." It then hit me, "What happened to us, we're arguing about who's the best, not even taking our own sides. How'd that happen...?" James giggled, "what happened, Thomas, is that you mistakenly thought you weren't the best." "nah, pretty sure you mistakenly thought somebody so small, smart, adorable, and innocent could somehow not be the best." 'woah there, that's a little too "THOMAS JEFFERSON IS A GAY BOIII" for my taste, tone it down a little.' James went silent, and I wondered for a second if I'd accidentally said that thought out loud, which I was literally praying I didn't. "Agree to disagree, you're the best =>" "Whatever you say buddy" I was just happy he didn't hear what I said. VERRRYYYY HAPPYYY HE DIDN'T HEAR WHAT I SAID!!!!!

(James P.O.V.)

'I.... could've sworn I heard Thomas say "....something something gay boi" ... He doesn't know, does he?! He can't know!!! Oh good god, I hope I heard that wrong.' I decided to change the subject back to who's the best, instead of something something gay boi "Agree to disagree, you're the best =>" "Whatever you say buddy" I walked through the doors first, then got a text from John. If you've read out of anyone else's book, his name is Turtles, but I prefer to stick to real names. I don't really know why, though.

ThatTurtleKid: hiiiiii Jaaaammmmmessss!!!

SickKid: What do you want, John?

ThatTurtleKid: just to let you know I can see and hear you guys flirting~ Look across the room~

I looked across the room, my face was probably red, to see John in the seat farthest from the door "JOHN WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HECK ARE YOU-" I took a deep breath, "John, why are you here buddy?" "because I'm shipping royalty, I have to be here." "omg, whatever, I'm going to get some coffee. Thom... as?" 'WOW GUD JOB JAMES YUP A STRAIGHT GUY WOULD CALL ONLY ONE OTHER GUY BY A NICKNAME HE DOESN'T HAVE!!!'

(Back to Thomas)

What he said had echoed in my head '.......thom....as..... No way he was actually about to call me Thom...?' I laughed nervously "uhh yeah w-well, bye Turtles I guess coffee time" I internally cursed my stutter. "Yeah, bye love birds~" he left us to an awkward silence. "...Well then....." James tried making it less awkward, failing pretty badly, "W-what kind of coffee do you like again James?" 'STUTTER CAN YOU NOT' "Caramel with a lot of cream" I face-palmed. "Duh, right, you should know this Thomas, jeezus dumb" ' CAN I FOR ONCE NOT SAY MY THOUGHTS!?!' "Thomas, you're not dumb." "Coming from the smartest person in the whole school" I blushed ' OK I GIVE UP ALREADY!!!' "That was m-meant for just in my head" 'S T U T T E R' we stood there, just being red-faced for a minute before James said, "........Thomas, I'm not the smartest person in the school." "Give me LITERALLY ONE example of someone smarter than you?" With every second he thought, his face turned a shade redder. ".........Yeah, but our school is full of....." "Motherfudgers like Charles Lee?" He literally grabbed his binder, jumped on to a chair, and hit me over the head. "Oooooooowwwwwwwwwww Jaaaammmmeeeessssss"

He just shrugged "I would be a little nicer if you weren't a jerk all the time." "But not to you~?" "I mean everyone else- wait, why am I the only person you're nice to?." 'I mean, I guess I kinda AM a jerk to everyone but him, never thought about it.' "probably because you're my best friend." "I don't know, just suspicious maybe? Don't get mad-" "I could never." "-shut up, Don't get mad, but even best friends aren't this complicated." "One, I never shut up, and two, look, coffee's ready." 'If that distraction works long enough to save my tail, I'll personally convert to Starbucks-ism, heck I'll START Starbucks-ism' (I already made it =D it's like satanism but worse)   "hmmmmmm....... I'll ask more after school, but ditching one class is enough, we should go to second hour now."

(Smol time skip... Lies, brought to you by the laziness of author - YANDERE MADISON - you get to skip school :)

I was just walking out of my last class with a crap ton of homework, when I noticed one person in particular was at his desk asleep. 'Awww- wAiT, nOoOoOoOoOoO i DoN't ThInK tHaAaAAaT tHaT's ReAlLy MeSsEd UP, I DoN't!' To this day I have no clue why I thought that, or why my face had turned bright red, but I guess images are sharper in hindsight. I walked over to him, knowing I had to wake him up. "James, class is over." He grumbled, pulled out his phone, then jumped up and whined, "I'm laaaaattteee." "For what?" "Uhh- things." "Can I ask you something before you go?" "Sure, what Thomas?" ".......Well...."

(now yandere/tsundere/shortest of short)

'Whatever it is, plz hurry up?' "......Well...." 'Gonna be late!' "I was wondering if~-" I noticed him playing with his hair. "Maybe you'd wanna hang out after school~?" 'SSSSEENNPPAAIII!!!- I mean, this obviously doesn't mean anything, right...?' "Sure, meet you around five at the park...?" "Yep, see you later, James~!" I mumbled something under my breath that shouldn't have been said, but hindsight is like that. "Wow Thomas, I'm truly curious, how do I like you if you're so dumb you don't know I'd kill for you~? I might already have done so, if we're being one-thousand percent honest~" I threw a hand over my mouth. 'That..... Oh no........ Not good.....' "What was that, James?" "eh-heh~ nothing, nevermind~." "oh....kay? See ya later~!" 'That was close, too close... heh, at least I fell for a dumb one, how does he not know I'm the reason nobody messes with him? The reason he never has to deal with the kind of crap most people do?' Then I looked at my phone to check the time. I looked at the background I had drawn and blushed. 'Just, good job, past me, for being an innocent cinnamon roll. Good job' Oh, I- uhh, guess I should at least show you guys the wallpaper I made, huh? You can't see it till you put the password in...... Here ya go!