Astral Projection

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So this is a legitimate true story. You guys all know about the Santa Fe shooting right? Well, me and a friend wanted to try astral projection for the first time. No big deal, our meet up place was Austin. I got maybe halfway there when my body kind of gave up and started spazzing out. I'm disappointed, but practice makes perfect.

She, on the other hand got much farther than me. She ended up seeing the funerals of Chris Stone and Shana Fisher. The only reason why we know this is because she saw their faces.

Yeah. That happened.

Also, I just want to point out that the US government is full of dicks. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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