Mother

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My mom talking to an H&M store clerk: I had wanted a boy, but I got three girls instead.

Me, holding the only masculine thing I could find in the women's section: Wow mom, I exist. You wanted a boy, but you were just complaining months ago when I came out to you. Thanks... That makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.

Me on the outside: Grimacing while just playing along.

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