My Mom: I'll make a deal with you, I'll do the living room while you can take care of the lawn.
Me: Okay, cool.
My Mom a few days later after I literally told her that the lawn mower doesn't work: Why hasn't she done the lawn yet?
Me: I'd do the lawn IF THE LAWN MOWER WORKED
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Shit that pisses me off
RandomSelf explanatory. Be prepared for spouts of anger and sadness and everything in between. It's basically a shit posting book.
