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"So when was the last time you even had sex?"
Kenya Frasier is a 26 year old writer who meets Rob Pilatus at a support group and they form a deep bond by exploring and balancing their sex lives...
Rob wakes up with an alarming headache, feeling like he was about to throw up. "God...it's never felt this bad before..." he says. He carefully stands up to not make sudden moves to trigger his hangover any further. The sick feeling goes away some, but not completely as he walks over to get something to eat and drink to settle his stomach.
After consumption, the feeling dulls and Rob hears "Another Lonely Christmas" play again on the radio. "Oh no, I can't listen to that again" he says, getting up. When he turns off the radio, the TV comes on right away. "What-? That's pretty weird". It shows another 900 number commercial with scantly clad women asking to call them. "Oh, come on, man! Why does this commercial show every time the TV's on?!" he says, annoyed. Right when he goes to turn it off, he sees Kenya on the screen, looking just like the other women. "Kenya?!".
Kenya is seen reciting the lines and adding a few of her own. Rob is still in disbelief. "No, no, no. This can't be right. Kenya would never do anything like this! This has to be a mistake!" he concludes. Kenya, with her hair in pigtails, revealing clothing and heavier than usual make-up appears again. "Dial the number on the bottom of your screen. That's 1-900-9-0-K-E-N-Y-A. Call me now and be my Aphrodite" she says in a sultry voice. Rob immediately grabs the phone and dials the number. "Come on, pick up". He waits while the other line gets picked up on the 3rd ring. "Hello?". "Kenya, it's Rob! I saw you on TV! You don't have to do this! Please...come home..." he pleads softly. She giggles. "Rob, I am home". "What? OK, stay right there! I'm coming over!". Rob hangs up and rushes next door.
He was in such a hurry, he didn't realize the door was already open. Rob sees Kenya by the phone with her back turned to him. "Kenya, thank God you are alright..." he goes to hug her. "I thought something terrible has happened-". He stops when he sees someone else there with her. "Hey, who are you and why are you with my...Oh my God!". Rob sees a guy who looks just like him next to Kenya!
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"Hey, I'm back! You didn't really think I would be gone for good, did you?" his persona announces. "What are you doing here?" Rob asks. "I just came to stop by and I saw this cutie outside, all alone and needed someone to talk to, so I brought her back here". "Why was she in that commercial?". "Beats me, but many women in this line of work either need money or they haven't been getting any lovin' lately". Rob starts to think of the worst. "No, not Kenya! That's not true! It can't be...can it?" he asks her. Kenya doesn't answer and looks down. Rob breaks down and kneels in front of her to look into her eyes.
"Please, Kenya. I'm sorry. I should have stayed with you that day! You were very upset and you needed me to be with you! Please! Let's not end it! Not like this!" Rob begs. He sees her in make-up she didn't need before she develops a blank look and a smile on her face.
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