Hey! You swore!

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In this chapter of Rants From A Psycho Girl, I talk about swearing on wattpad.

Hey! You swore! There are kids on here!

One: Youngest age one can be on this website is thirteen. See that? Teen. These 13 year olds should know that they can be exposed to some adult content.

Two: That's why wattpad has ratings, dumbass. See? This story is rated PG-13 Parents Strongly Cautioned.

Three: I can swear. It's my fingers and my mind. I can do what I want with it. I'm from Canada, free country. Don't go along saying that this website is for anyone from any country. Yes, it is. But if you scroll down, in the bottom left corner, you should see in capital letters; MADE IN CANADA with a little maple leaf next to it.

"Oh but your too young!" Too young my ass. Too young is elementary school age children. I am in highschool. Swearing is a stress reliever my friend. Now please shut up.

"You still shouldn't swear," Oh bitch please.

"Why do you swear?" It's my way of expressing my current feelings. It's a proven stress reliever too. Now if you'd please.

"But you look stupid when you swear!" I am not going to deny that. People who swear seem pretty stupid. Meh. It doesn't bother me. And trust me on this one, my friend is trying to help me stop swearing.

Now, I don't care what you think. I care what I think. Now please, go bitch elsewhere.

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