Oh noes! Wattpad updated!

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I am actually QUITE happy with the new update to Wattpad.

At first I had no fucking clue what the hell they were doing, I just figured more bugs to fix ect.

THERE IS NOW A FUCKING COVER CREATOR FOR YOUR COVERS.

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY THAT THERE'S NOW NO REASON TO HAVE A SHITTY COVER OR A RED DEFAULT COVER.

So you there, the one with no cover, GO MAKE ONE. ON WATTPAD. YES. NOW.

The red covers piss me off so much sometimes. I think I'm going to go create a shit load of covers now for all my stories that have red covers.

SO NOW THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE A FUCKING BLURRY PIXELATED PICTURE OF THEIR DOG AS THEIR COVER. YOU CAN PROBABLY FIND SOMETHING IN THERE TO YOUR LIKING, AND IF NOT GET A FUCKING COVER MAKER.

You do realise that THAT cover that you use can't actually be published... right? OH YOU DIDN'T? That explains a whole fucking lot.

SO PLEASE. Go make a fucking cover and stop beng so fucking lazy.

IT ISN'T THAT FUCKING HARD, LIKE HONESTLY GUYS. IT TAKES A FEW CLICKS AND A TYPE OF YOUR STORY TITLE AND NAME AND YOU ARE DONE.

Don't be so fucking stupid.

And stop bitching about new updates.

Here's a bridge,
now get over it.

Here's a straw,
now suck it up.

Here's a full cup.
NOW SHUT THE FULL CUP.

Oh my God all these first world problems please dear Lord that is enough. STOP COMPLAINING.

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