I think I made Evee_Panda's dream come true
Konnor sat across from his love, Jake. They were at Ulas, eating Mexican food. Suddenly, Jake held out an egg that was as big as his huge hollow head and said "I bought this on eBay. It will hatch in 9 months and we will have a child." "I'm not sure that's how it works." Konnor said. Jake glared at Konnor. "I'm right! I learned about babies hatching from eggs in kindergarten." Jake replied. "I think your talking about birds..." Konnor looked at Jake strangely. "NO I KNOW IM RIGHT! IN A FEW MONTHS A BABY MAN WILL HATCH OUT OF THIS EGG! AND I AM NAMING HIM ADDI AFTER MY OLD LOVE!" "Jake, why don't you name him Cheyenne after the creepy girl who thought I was a pepper?" "okay that works too." Jake agreed. Then Konnor and Jake kissed a lot in the car on the way home. The end.
(Btw this is a joke and has no real significance to the story)
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Someone's Crush [COMPLETED]
Random"Sometimes I just wonder why. Why are we here. What's the purpose of life? I know a lot of people think about this, but in the subject of love. Since I'm with you, I just thought I should ask. Is it to break hearts? Or mend broken ones?" He asked. ...
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