Who Is Tyler Joseph? (Joshler) [✓]

5! Stupid

this is so bad ew

i wanna write a little josh fic

and a superhero fic

and a post-apocalypse fic

i wanna write it all

but here have this lol

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"So... Tyler Joseph, huh?"

Josh's jumps, his elbow slipping and his funny bone banging right into the side of his locker. He almost hisses in pain but decides to instead hiss at Brendon,

"Brendon!" He blushes as Brendon's grin broadens.

"What?" Brendon drawls innocently. "I'm your best friend, I think I deserve to know who you're dating."

Josh rubs his sore elbow, glaring at Brendon with heat-filled cheeks,

"We're not dating!"

Brendon can almost feel the warmth from Josh's cheeks from where he's standing, "Oh? So he just winked at you for fun?"

Josh scrunches his nose, shutting his locker and leaning against it, "I don't know why he winked at me, stop pestering me! Quite frankly, I expected him to hit me, 'cause I kinda yelled at him..."

Brendon turns to the boy with wide eyes, "You yelled at him?"

Josh blushes, "Well, I mean-- Kind of! He was joking around a bit and I was in a bad mood! It's not like he found me intimidating - he even ended up laughing - but still!"

Josh pouts, slumping against the locker. Brendon's smile fades and he pokes Josh's tummy,

"Hey, you'd tell me if he were messing with you, right?"

Josh shoots Brendon a glare, slapping his hand away, "I can fend for myself!"

Brendon raises an unruly eyebrow, "I'm sure you can, stumpy, but this is Tyler Joseph. He's dangerous, boy. I don't wanna see you hurt."

Josh's face is red. Not from blushing and being flustered, but from anger. How dare Brendon fall victim to all those awful, horrible rumours? And then think that Josh wouldn't be able to defend himself?

"Are you kidding me? He-- He's not a bad person!" Josh raises his voice. "Weren't you taught not to judge a book by its cover?"

Brendon snorts humorlessly, "Yeah, but if everyone else is saying that the book is shit, then it's likely going to be shit."

Josh grits his teeth, fists clenching his backpack straps, "Well if nobody has even read the book, who are they to say that it's shit?"

Brendon quirks his eyebrow. He shrugs helplessly, "But if the book--"

"Enough about the stupid book already!" Josh slams his hand on the locker. A girl who was walking by jumps, Josh sends her an apologetic smile.

Brendon chuckles and Josh sends him a glare, slapping his arm, "Enough about the stupid book, enough stupid euphemisms, enough everything!"