Tom: hey Edd, check out my new bass! *holds up a red bass guitar*
Edd: uhh...what happened to your old- I mean Susan?
Tom: Susan? I don't know what you're talking about
Edd: your bass Susan, you know the black bass. I thought you love he-
Tom: *drops on his knees before crying* SHE LEFT ME!!!
Edd: left you? For what?
Tom: oh just for a stupid...saxophone who seems to be way too good looking than me
Edd: oh....
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My Eddsworld Oneshots Book [Requests are open!]
FanfictionA book that contains funny skits, adaptions of the official EW comics, and oneshots. Requests are open! | - Highest rankings: #1 in EDDSWORLDPAUL (as of July 24th 2018), #3 in EDDSWORLDPATRYCK (as of November 22nd 2018) - |