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[Full Song + Lyrics] You're A Mean One, Mr. Ridgewell

You're a mean one, Mr. Ridgewell

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Ridgewell

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Ridgewell

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of twisted ideas, you have fiery ambition to destroy Christmas, Mr. Ridgewell

I wouldn't even touch with a thirty-nine-and-half foot pole!

You're a Jehovah's Witness, Mr. Ridgewell

You have termites in your smile

You have all the bitter tender sweetness of a seasick Eduardo, Mr. Ridgewell

Given a choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick Eduardo!

You're a vile one, Mr. Ridgewell

You're a poisonous deadly snake

Your heart is filled of unamused pinecones, your soul is full of flames, Mr. Ridgewell

The three sayings that I use to describe your hatred towards the holiday season are and I quote:

"Harpoons are better than spoons", "Good riddance", "You know when I told you I didn't hate you, I LIED!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Ridgewell

You're the king of sinful sots

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Ridgewell

You'd use a blowtorch and fire missiles just go blow up an innocent Christmas tree to prove yourself right

Sometimes you nauseate me, Mr. Ridgewell

With a nauseous super "naus"!

You have a large crooked harpoon gun and you play a crooked bass guitar, Mr. Ridgewell

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

Your attitude towards Christmas is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish that's all imaginable and you'd probably dislike this song even though it's about you and that you hate Christmas. Plus you wouldn't even admit it cause it's true, like you'd ever care! Dear lord!

Err.....yeah......*clears throat*.....mangled up in tangled up knots!