My Eddsworld Oneshots Book [Requests are open!]

The Adventures of Two Red Army Pilots Pt.2

Did someone order even more incorrect quotes? No? Awww.....

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Paul: Hmm...what is this?

[Book title: "How to get a Polish Male to do Whatever You Want In 10 Easy Steps"]

-{Two Minutes Later}-

Patryck: Paul! What in the world are you doing!? *backs into a corner*

Paul: *t-posing* Nothing personal. Go get me a bowl of ice cream

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Patryck: We must treat Tord with respect

Paul: But if he breathes, he's a thot

Patryck: HE'S OUR BOSS PAUL!

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Paul: One of these days, I'm going to walk into McDonald's and order a cheeseburger without the cheese

Patryck: What drugs are you on?

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Patryck: So I'm tasked in dealing with Paul for causing two accidents. This shouldn't be a problem. What can go wrong?

Paul: *accidentally sets a tent on fire while testing a blowtorch*

Patryck: Well...that's one way to show a person on why you can't be by yourself

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Paul: I got the campfire ready to do some smoke signals

Patryck: Woah Paul, nice! This is good. Where did you get the firewoo- YOU BURNT OUR FOOD SUPPLIES!?

Paul: What? I didn't want to go into the forest and get lost

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Patryck: Remember, show our buyers niceness

Paul: Right

Patryck: *knocks on door*

Jon: Hello! Can I help you?

Paul: I love you

Jon: ......0_0..????