My Eddsworld Oneshots Book [Requests are open!]

Insulting Each Other By Using Shapes?

Eduardo: just look at him, his stupid brown hair, his stupid green sweater, and his annoying voice that I can't stand

Jon: you mean just like you, right? *gets punched in the face* OW!!

Eduardo: did I say that you can talk Jon?

Jon: n...no....

Eduardo: do me a favor and shut up

Jon: yes Eduardo, sorry Eduardo

Eduardo: thank you *looks back at Edd*

Edd: *doesn't see Eduardo* hahaha that's really funny *drinks a can of cola*

Eduardo: God I hate it when he drinks cola. Two can play at this game *takes out a can of diet coke*

[Eduardo walks over to Edd's backyard and as he was going to pass him, Eduardo accidentally knocks Edd's can out of his hand without noticing]

Edd: *gasp* *slowly* nooooooooooooooooooo *tries to catch the can but ends up failing* my cola, that was my cola. Who knocked my cola? *looks around and sees Eduardo* Eduardooo....*walks over to him*

Eduardo: Edd should be noticing me by now *takes a sip of his diet coke*

Edd: *approaches Eduardo* grr.....why you stupid triangle. HEE YA!!! *karate chops at Eduardo's can thus knocking it out his hand and onto the ground*

Eduardo: my Diet Coke, my precious Diet Coke *notices Edd* Edd.....

Edd: *growls angrily*

Eduardo: why you idiotic rhombus!

Edd: why you son of a square!

Eduardo: you stupid half circle!

Edd: you stupid pyramid!

Eduardo: that's it! COME HERE YOU RECTANGLE!!!

[Both Edd and Eduardo start duking it out in a dust cloud]

Edd: REFLEX ANGLE!!!

Eduardo: OBTUSE ANGLE!!!

Matt: they're...they're just insulting and calling each other shapes

Tom: yea I see that

Matt: so if they were to call me something mean, would they call me an acute angle?

Tom: no an acute angle would be a compliment

Matt: oh well that's nice to hear. I want to be called a shape

Tom: Matt you're a stupid oval, you know that right?

Matt: aww, is an oval a compliment?

Tom: no that's an insult

Matt: what? *starts tearing up* but...but why?

Tom: *sighs*

Edd: YOU RECTANGULAR PRISM!!!

Eduardo: YOU TRIANGULAR PRISM!!!

Edd: GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!

Eduardo: SO DO I!!!

{End}