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Never Had A Friend Like Me (Full Lyrics)

Edd: Tom please give Tord a chance

Tord: Yeah Tom, what could be better than me serving up smiles?

Tom: Being dead

Matt: Ow.......that was kinda rude

Tord: Tom, Tom, oh Tom......can you at least admit that you've never had a friend like me?

Tom: What are you talking about?

Tord: What am I talking about? Maybe this might tell you exactly what I'm saying:

[Matt starts playing a piano before getting suddenly interrupted by a real musical number]

Well Edd here had his cola thrown against a wall

Eduardo had a real bad toothache while becoming Numero Uno

But Edd had luck, 'cause I was there to assist him

Edd had a brand of help that day

He had some power in his corner

Some heavy ammunition at his disposal

This turns him into PowerEdd and totally beaten Eduardo

All he had to do was call me

And I ended up coming to him saying:

"Edd, my best friend

What will your pleasure be?

Let me just take your order

Jot it down

'Cuz you ain't never had a friend like me

Oh no, no, no

Life is your cruel employer

While I'm your personal lawyer and bodyguard

C'mon just whisper what you want in my ear

'Cuz you ain't never had a friend like me"

Yes Tom, I pride myself at your service

Because you're a person that I care about

You're the boss

Say what you want

And I got you covered under on what your insurance refuses to pay for

How about some more ice cream?

Have whatever flavor you want

Try all of the free samples

I'm in the mood to help you dude

'Cuz you ain't never had a friend like me

Wawawa!

No, no!

Wawawa!

No, no!

Wawawa!

Nah, nah, nah!

Hey Matt, can you friends do this?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull things out their magic hats?

Can your friends turn a straw into a flamethrower before making, whoosh?

Oh look Tom! It's your bass Susan

Go on give her a bug and, hey man you're hugging me instead

So doncha just sit there all sad

I'm here to answer all your prayers

You got me bona fide, the certified

You got me for all your chare d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what do you need? I really wanna know

You all have separate lists that are three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you need to do is just call me

And I'll be here only to say:

My dearest friends, you a need a friend that cares

I'm on the job for all your crazy adventures

'Cuz you ain't never had a friend, never had a friend like me!

You ain't never!

Ever!

Had a friend like me!

Tord: So.....what do your thoughts say now, Tom?

Tom: Never sing again. EVER......