This oneshot was requested by hannathecartoonlover
I apologize for making you wait for so long. The last few weeks has been hectic for me but I've kept to my word and I managed to get this done
Anyway, let's not waste any more of your time
(y/n) - your name
(favorite drink) - I don't need to explain this one
Enjoy the show
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It was a dark windy day and you were standing outside watching Edd climbing up the roof. The reason why he was doing this was because the satellite was out and that Tom and Matt could continue watching their show. You were tasked to watch Edd just to make sure nothing bad happens to him.
"Careful Edd" said (y/n).
"There's nothing to worry about, (y/n). I got this" said Edd.
After finishing his sentence, Edd almost slips off the roof but manages to catch himself in time. You let out a sigh of relief as you watched Edd make his way on top of the roof. Once he got on the roof, he pulls out a tree branch that was stuck in the satellite dish.
"And that's how you solve a problem" said Edd.
"Oh my god, Edd! You did it! You've saved the day!" said (y/n).
"Thank you, thank you, and thank you. I'll be here all week" said Edd.
You and Edd continued to share banter with each other only to be interrupted when a familiar voice rings out.
"HEY! Nice satellite, loser!"
Both you and Edd turned to look at the source of where the voice was coming from as Edd gives off a look of disgust.
"Eduardo...." said Edd.
You let out a small chuckle as the sound of guitar riff plays. You've known of Edd and Eduardo's rivalry ever since you moved into Edd's house. At first you didn't mind it, but you would often get annoyed whenever they would cross paths especially when you're with Edd. Despite all of this, you and Eduardo get along with each other surprisingly well. Admittedly, you have feelings for both of them, but you couldn't choose between them. Eduardo and Edd seem to know this as they would often compete with each other.
Anyway, back to the situation, you stood there in silence as you watched Edd and Eduardo talk about their satellite dishes.
"How many channels you do you get on that thing?" asked Eduardo.
"A thousand exactly! How bout you?" asked Edd.
"A thousand? This baby right here is nuclear powered! We get channels from SPACE!" said Eduardo.
"Uh... that sounds nice, but is it even safe to use?" asked (y/n).
"Oh, hey there (y/n). Why of course it's safe. Say, wanna hang out and see how many channels we got?" asked Eduardo.
"I would love to Eduardo, but I got a show to watch. Maybe next time" said (y/n).
"That's right, Eduardo. They'd rather hang out with me instead" said Edd.
"Yeah right. Just admit it, Edd. I'm better than you!" said Eduardo.
You let out a sigh before heading back inside while Edd and Eduardo argue. Once inside, you go into the kitchen to get something to drink. As you were pouring a cup of (favorite drink), you suddenly hear screaming along with a loud thud. You quickly stop what you were doing and head outside to see Edd laying face down on the ground.
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