You're a mean one
You're really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're charming as an eel
Mr. Ridgewell
You're a bad banana
Mr. Ridgewell
With a greasy black peel
You're a vile one
You got termites in your smile
You have all the bitter tenderness
Of a seasick Eduardo
Mr. Ridgewell
You're a foul one
Friends, you don't have none
I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-
half foot pole!
You're a monster
Your heart's an empty hole
You have garlic innnnnn your soul
You've got garlic in you soul
All them smiles homie
I turn 'em to frowns
All them decorations
I burn 'em all the ground
You can ask future me, I don't play around
Ayo
Ewwwwwww
Who's this mean fellow
With his blue clothes and his eyes all
Black as night?
Ewwwwwww
Why are you so mad for?
Halloween just went by and we're not
Knockin' at your door anytime soon, man
Mr Ridgewell
You're a bad banana
You're gonna spoil everyone
With your bad attitude
Mr Ridgewell
La-la-la
Who's this mean fellow
With his blue clothes and his eyes all
Black as night?
La-la-la
Why are you so mad for?
Halloween just went by and we're not
Knockin' at your door anytime soon!
La-la
You're a bad banana!
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My Eddsworld Oneshots Book [Requests are open!]
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