Before you ask, just a side not, I may have gotten these from those Eddsworld comics but I added a little spice to them
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Edd: nothing is better than spending some time with you Matt
Matt: *smiles* indeed
Edd: no, wait....hold on....let me just rephrase that for a minute
Matt: *looks confused* huh?
Edd: nothing is better than not spending time with you
Matt: *looks unamused* really?
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Edd: *drawing* oh yes perfect....it just one more thing and I'm done
Matt: *comes up behind him* ummm...excuse me, I should have more lines than you
Edd: *gets angry* grr.....fine. Come back in an hour
Matt: okay
[One hour later....]
Matt: oh Edd, I wanna see those lines that you gave me
Edd: oh...sure thing...buddy
[Matt sees that Edd gave more lines in the drawing of him]
Matt: *looks unamused again* god...I hate you
Edd: *smirks evilly*
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[Christmas Day]
Matt: hey Edd, what did you got for Christmas?
Edd: oh I got these cool looking binoculars, how about you?
Matt: I gotten floodlights
Edd: oh that's- wait...what?
[Matt presses a button on a remote control making the floodlights turn and the light reacts with the binoculars as a similar way to that of a magnifying glass, thus causing Edd's eyes to be set on fire]
Edd: *feels his eyes on fire* GAHHHH!!!!!
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Edd: *draws again* yes, this starting look good. Now let's add the finishing touch
Matt: *comes up behind him again* hey there friend, I have something really, really important to tell you
Edd: okay, what is it?
Matt: I want you....to draw me more! I mean come on, you ain't gonna let this beauty go to waste now would you?
Edd: *gets angry again* grr....fine. I'll see what I can do
Matt: really? Thanks. I'll come back in an hour *leaves*
[Spongebob Narrator Voice: one hour later....]
Matt: *smiling* oh boy, oh boy, oh boy....is it done? Don't keep me waiting, I gotta know
Edd: oh it's done alright. I'm sure you will like it, it's a surprise
Matt: I like surprises. Let's how well you did
[Matt looks at the drawing only to see that Edd had drawn him in a tutu while being surrounded by glitter and sparkles]
Matt: *looks shocked* oh....never mind....you should draw me less *backs away slowly out of the room*
Edd: *chuckles evilly* you're right Matt, I should draw you less
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[Christmas Day.....again]
Matt: Merry Christmas Edd! I got you a present *gives Edd a present*
Edd: *takes it* awww...thanks Matt *starts unwrapping it*
Matt: *smiles* you're welcome
Edd: *unwraps the present fully which reveals a brown box* geez Matt, you shouldn't have
[Out of nowhere the box opens up to show a boxing glove that was supposed to hit Edd in the face but ended up hitting Matt directly in his stomach instead]
Matt: *gets hit in the stomach before flying off* WAHHH!!!!!
Edd: I mean you really shouldn't have
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My Eddsworld Oneshots Book [Requests are open!]
FanfictionA book that contains funny skits, adaptions of the official EW comics, and oneshots. Requests are open! | - Highest rankings: #1 in EDDSWORLDPAUL (as of July 24th 2018), #3 in EDDSWORLDPATRYCK (as of November 22nd 2018) - |