Tree Bros- Coffee Is A Weird Word

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Connor was determined to get back at Evan for the stunt he'd pulled last April fools day. And after countless hours online, he'd finally found the perfect prank.

As normal, Connor got up earlier than Evan. As normal, Connor gave Evan a soft kiss and began to get dressed. He knew Evan always slept in five extra minutes, and would be trailing right behind him, as normal. The only thing that wasn't normal in Connors everyday routine, was what he did after he made their coffee.

He grabbed a bowl, the salt, and the sugar. He dumped all of the sugar into the bowl, and dumped all of the salt into the sugar container. He then dumped the sugar from the bowl into the salt container, putting the bowl into the sink. He dumped a ton of sugar and creamer into his coffee, stirring it carefully.

"Good morning!" Right on time.

"Hi sweetheart." Connor smiled, kissing Evan. He fixed Evans tie, and then slid his husbands  coffee over. Evan gave him a thankful smile, and grabbed the sugar container. He dumped several spoonfuls of salt into his coffee, none the wiser as Connor watched eagerly.

But as Evan took a large chug, he showed no signs of a mistake. If anything, he made sure to look deep into Connors eyes as he downed the cup. "Okay, I'm done. You ready to go, Con?"

"You... you just...?"

"What Connor? Something wrong?" Evan asked with no hesitation in his voice.

"I... I put..." Connor trailed off.

Evan got closer to his husband, and suddenly the innocent smile on his face turned into one of authority. "I'm the alpha."

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