Be More Chill/Dear Evan Hansen One Shots

Edgy Memes- Where Do We Fit In?

"Connor?"

"Hmm?"

"Connor."

"What?"

"Look at me."

Connor looked at Jared, expecting to see him excitedly showing him a meme, but instead, Jared looked... concerned.

"This is gonna sound... weird, I guess."

"It can't be as weird as the time you blended a pizza and milkshake together and forced me to eat it." Connor said, hoping but failing to put a smile on Jared's face.

"I uh," Jared's face flushed, and he moved his hands around pointlessly. "So, Like, uh, what kinda of couple are we? Like, where do we fit in?"

"What?"

"Never mind, Sorry, it was a stupid question, I know-"

"No, Jared." Connor grabbed Jared's hand, pulling him closer. "Just explain it more. I'll answer, I'm just... confused."

"Like, uh. Fuck, okay, you know like, the couples that are like, ones the tall beef one and the other is the twink, right? But we aren't like that."

"I don't know Jare, you're kind of a twink."

"First of all, no you, second, no."

"Right, Sorry. Okay, well, uh, let me think." Connor sat down next to Jared, pulling him onto his lap. "Let's see. I'm definitely the tall emo one."

Jared snickered, hiding his face in Connors honey shoulder.

"But... I think you're the smaller, more active one. The one who always makes jokes to try to make people smile, the one who'd rather focus on other people's problems than even touch their own problems. You're the one that might annoy people, but no one would dare tell you or hurt you. Because... I'm always watching over you, I guess?"

Jared was quiet for a moment, and Connor was afraid he'd upset him. "I mean, I'm not like, you know, always watching you, but uh-"

"Thank you." A meek reply came from Jared. "Sorry, that was awkward."

"Anything I can do to make you happy, I'll do."

Jared perked up, a shit eating grin on his face.

"No jared, I will not dress up as a furry for you and your followers. No."

"But babe."

"No."