Be More Chill/Dear Evan Hansen One Shots

Tree Bros- Flirting At Its Finest

"So, you uh, you come here often?"

"What?" Connor asked, glancing up from his school work. He gave an awkward chuckle, looking back at the science project. "I mean, it's my house, so yeah."

Evan silently cursed to himself, going back on his phone.

Jared: have you gotten dicked yet?
Jared: are you having sex now? cool

Evans face turned bright red as he typed out his response. No! And I'm trying to flirt, but I'm ever bad at it.

Also, why don't you use capitalization?

Jared: you have much to learn about our generation
Jared: keep flirting with him. you looked up bad pick up lines, right?

Evan nodded to himself, then realized Jared couldn't see him. Yeah. I'll uh, I'll keep trying

Evan put his phone away, clearing his throat. "If uh, if you were a, if you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus fine!" Evan said a bit too loudly.

Connor looked up, startled, before giving a soft chuckle. "Uh, thanks, I guess?" He gave Evan an awkward smile, quickly going back to work.

Evan bit his lip, tugging at the bottom of his shirt. This was never going to work. Why did I think this would work?

So Evan quietly snuck out Connors house, without the other boy noticing until a couple minutes later. "Evan?" He asked looking around.

Zoe passed by her brothers room, scoffing when she heard him call Evans name. "He left a while ago, Connor."

"Wait, what?"

"Yeah. You kept ignoring his like, attempts at flirting, and I'm pretty sure he just like, gave up on hope. So, yeah. He left."

"He wasn't flirting with me, Zoe." Connor said, matter-of-factly. "He's just... awkward."

"He was awkwardly flirting, idiot." Zoe sighed, going back to her phone. "But you now seem like a huge ass, so."

"It makes up for your flat one."

"First of all, fuck you."

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"Hey, uh, hey Evan." Evan glanced up from his lunch but quickly looked back down again.

"Hi Connor. Sorry, I uh, I left, but, uh, my mom? She uh, she said that-"

"If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you'd be set to stun."

Jared burst out laughing as Evan stared blankly at Connor. The realization of what was happening finally set in, and he managed to stutter out a response.

"What, what? What?"

Evan watched as Connor smugly walked away, leaving Evan flustered.

"Holy shit, Connor Murphy's got balls!"

"Jared shut up."