Be More Chill/Dear Evan Hansen One Shots

Boyf Riends- We Could Be

Lol sorry this is so short

"Jeremy. You are literally like, the opposite of hulk." Michael dragged out his words, snatching the joint from Jeremy.

"No I'm not! I'm angry! I'm mean! I hurt people!"

"Jeremy, someone could run you over with a truck and you'd apologize. You're like, anti hulk. Like, your opposite persona is like, silent. And sweet. You know?"

"Michael, what if I punched you in the face? Then I'd be tough and mean." He paused, taking the joint. "Like a cool kid."

"You wouldn't. Sorry, Peter Parker."

Jeremy scoffed. "Did you just call me Peter Parker?" Jeremy asked. "After all we've been through?"

"What, would you rather be black widow?"

"Yes! She's hot and and wears leather! I want to be her!" Jeremy sighed as Michael took back the joint, but didn't say anything.

"Jeremy, we both know you can't pull off leather after last years incident. And again, you're not as like, tough. So, you know. Peter Parker."

"Oh yeah? Then who are you?"

"Duh. Tony Stark."

"You fucking bitch-"