Be More Chill/Dear Evan Hansen One Shots

Boyf- Another One Bites The Dust

A couple people requested a part two, so enjoy!

"Holy fuck."

"Jeremy... please don't freak out on me."

"Holy fucking shit. Oh my god."

"Jeremy," Michael said hesitantly. "I'm not gonna hurt you. I swear. I don't, I don't even eat humans! I eat pork! I promise I won't hurt you."

Jeremy didn't answer, and continued to stare at Michaels fangs.

"Oh, uh, hold on, these are probably like, uh, terrifying." Michael mumbled, making his fangs go down so they looked like normal teeth again. "Sorry, I just, uh, you know. I was eating, so I had to..."

"You're a vampire."

"Yeah... do you need to sit down? You look pale. Paler than normal."

"You're a vampire." Jeremy said again, allowing Michael to take his hand and guide him to the couch.

"Yes, baby, I am. But I will never hurt you! I promise! I won't ever bite you, unless you like, want me to, but, uh." Michael tried to joke, but it came out weak.

"Oh my god. Woah."

"I know. But, uh, surprise! Monster exist. And uh, your boyfriend is one." Michael coughed, looking down. "But uh, if you don't want to date me anymore, I uh, totally get it. Just, like, don't like, tell anyone I'm a vampire, I guess?"

Jeremy finally snapped out of it, and put his hands around Michaels head. "No? No! No, I'm not like, gonna break up with you. I... I love you."

"But... but you're like, freaking out." Michael awkwardly chuckled, looking anywhere besides Jeremy's eyes. "I feel like this like, scares you."

"Micah... I wasn't, it's just, uh. Well, I mean, I was freaking out but like... I uh." Jeremy shifted a bit, causing Michael to look down.

"Oh my god. Jeremy, are you turned on right now? Seriously?"

"Okay, it's not my fault that you're a fucking hot vampire, okay?"

Michael smirked, making his fangs come back out. "So... you like this?"

Jeremy's face turned bright red, and he nodded his head slowly.

"Well," Michael said, climbing onto Jeremy's lap. "I guess I found another one of your kinks, baby."