In Naruto?! Hell Yeah!

Survival Test 2

"I'll admit that you're different from those two."

Sasuke smirked. "Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu." He produced a fireball and directed it towards Kakashi. Once the flames disappeared, Kakashi wasn't there.

"He's gone. Is he behind me? No, above? Where is he?"

"Beneath you." Kakashi said.

Sasuke gasped as a hand came out of the ground and grabbed his leg.

"What?!"

"Daton Shinjuusanshu no Jutsu."

Sasuke screamed as he was pulled underground until only his head was visible.

"This is Ninjutsu. How is it? Can't move, right? Looks like your talents are exceptional, but they say that stakes that point out get driven back into the ground." He walked off reading that damn book.

Thanks to practicing a ton, I appeared in front of him and he quickly put a kunai against my throat. He never even looked up to see who I was.

I coughed. "Uhm, excuse me but I don't want my throat slit."

He looked up startled. "Matsu?!"

"The one and only. Now remove it before I kick your ass."

He smirked. "You know, I've never seen you fight."

"Well then, let's fight."

*Kat/Sachi's P.O.V*

I walked up to a tied up Naruto. "Need some help?"

"Thanks, but no! I have to do it myself! Believe it!"

"Oh, I believe it. Believe that you're crazy. But uh huh. That's why you're tied up to a stump with no bells while I have both."

His eyes widened. "What?!"

I held up both my bells. "I fought Matsu and won, then snuck up behind Kakashi while he was reading. So I'm going to ask again, need some help?"

"No. I want to do it by myself. But can you cut me down?"

I nodded and cut the rope. "Before you go off, let's get the others."

He nodded and we found Sasuke's head with Sakura passed out close by.

"Aw, looks like someone needs a hand...and a body." I smirked.

"Shut up and help me."

"That's rude! I'm not going to do it unless you say 'I'm an emo duckbutt who needs someone else's help, so help me. Pretty please'."

He just glared and I poked Sakura.

Nothing.

Poke.

Nope.

Poke.

Nada.

Pokepokepokepokepoke.

"SAKURA!!!!"

.....Fucking nothing.

I bent down and whispered, "Sasuke loves you, and says if you get up he'll marry you."

She jumped up and hugged his neck. "SASUKE-KUN!~"

"What did you say to her?!" His glare deepened.

"You're engaged." I smiled.

Sakura yelled in glee.

"Will you help me out already?"

"Say it and I will."