" I am sorry that I have insulted your horrible cooking skills."
" You take that back you greasy mutt."
" No."
" Would you please do me a favor. Please shut your cakeholes." You said.
" Yes ma'am." They both said.
You went back to cooking.
" Do you want any help?" Bucky offered.
" No, I am fine." You started. " I lost a bet, but I can mange."
" Lost a bet to who?"
You looked towards Steve. " Well.. why don't you ask Steve."
Bucky turned towards Steve.
" Gentleman my ass." Bucky smack Steve on the head with his metal hand.
" Ow." Steve rubbed his head. " She was the one who raised the stakes. All I said was the loser was to make breakfast, but she said the loser gets to make all the meals for today and clean the dishes."
" I am ashamed of you. I raised you better than this."
" It's fine, Bucky. I got competitive and I lost."
" Hell no it's not. Get your ass in the kitchen, young man."
You chuckled.
" But Buck.... "
" No buts." Bucky pointed to the kitchen.
" No worries. I am almost done with the pancakes."
" See what you did. She is almost done."
You sighed. " But could you help by bringing out the cups and utensils."
Bucky stomped his foot and pointed towards the kitchen.
" Coming, (y/n)."
Steve walked over towards the kitchen.
" So is he your mother now?"
" It varies at times."
You chuckled.
Steve grabbed the plates and the cups and placed them on the table.
" You don't have to pay me the 10 dollars, (y/n)."
" Oh thank God." You were relieved. " I am broke anyways."
Steve turned towards you.
" I kid. I kid." you resured." It's only ten bucks."
" YOU BET ON MONEY?!" Bucky whispered loudly.
" She did it."
" Throw me under the bus why don't you."
" Turn from me. I never knew you." Bucky gasped with disgust.
You chuckled, but Steve looked a bit hurt.
" Someone wake the other two up. I am surprised they can sleep through this."
" Nope. I am good." Bucky walked away from the couch.
You sighed.
" Steve put the pancakes on each plates." You said.
" I got this."
" Sure thing." Steve replied.
Bucky took a step back.
You grabbed a warm cup of coffee and placed it near Thor's nose. You saw his nose starting to twitch his nose.
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The Modern World For Idiots (Avengers x reader).
Fanfiction{discontinued-ish} The god of Mischief is under house arrest on earth, the Winter Soldier has calmed down from his murderous ways. The Avengers decided to give them a chance of redemption and to learn about the modern world, but also The god of Thun...
