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CA: hey Kar
CA: I got a guestion for ya
CA: Kar this is pretty fuckin important
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT FUCKASS
CA: has Nep seen a doctor since the accident?
CG: NO WHY
CA: because kids need to see a pediatrician
CA: and since she livved in another towwn you'll have to get a neww one
CG: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS YOU RAVING HIPSTER DOUCHE
CA: wwell I wwas gonna help you by gettin her an appt wwith fef
CG: OH WELL SORRY
CG: THAT WOULD ACTUALLY HELPFUL
CA: I set one up for wwedsnday
CA: a thank you wwould be nice Kar
CG: THANK YOU HIPSTER DOUCHE LORD
CG: I COULDVE DONE THAT MYSELF YOU KNOW
CA: I doubt you wwould'vve thought of it, you fuckin ass
CG: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DICK LICKING CLUSTER FUCK
CA: go suck a cock you narroww minded ass sucker
CG: YOU IRRITATE ME MORE THEN SOLLUX WHEN HE LOSES A VIDEO GAME FUCKASS
CA: do you havve a doctorate in being a dick
CG: DO YOU
CA: fuck you Kar
CA: you intolerable dipshit
CG: GO FUCK YOURSELF FISH DICK AND I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY POSSIBLE LIKE TAKE A SHARP STICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU IRRITATING HIPSTER DOUCHELORD
CA: asshole
CG: FISH DICK
CA: fucktard
CG ASS PICKER
CA: dick licker
CG: BULGE SUCKER
CA: twwat waffle
CG: DOUCHELORD
CA: turd
CG FUCK YOU AMPORA YOU ARE JUST A RICH LITTLE HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG THAT LIVES OFF HIS FATHERS MONEY, IS TOO GAY TO FUNCTION, AND HOW YOU GOT A PRETTY, SWEET GIRL LIKE FEFERI TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND I WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW
CG: I BET YOU PAY ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT IS HOW MUCH OF AN INTOLERABLE ASSHOLE YOU ARE SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FANCY RICH LIFE
CG: FUCK YOU
CA: I'm sure you'd like that Kar but I havve a girlfriend already
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP
CG: I WOULD FUCK TAVROS AND FACE THE WRATH OF GAMZEE BEFORE I WOULD EVER FUCK YOU
CA: wwhatevver you say Kar
CA: wwhatevver you say
CG: ...
CG: I AM FUCKING DONE TALKING TO YOU
CA: havve fun wwith that Kar
CG: DAMN YOU AMPORA
CG: GOODBYE ASSHOLE
carcinoGeneticist ceased pestering caligulasAquarium 6:57 pm
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