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caligulasAquarium began trolling carcinoGenesticist 6:00 pm

CA: hey Kar

CA: I got a guestion for ya

CA: Kar this is pretty fuckin important

CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT FUCKASS

CA: has Nep seen a doctor since the accident?

CG: NO WHY

CA: because kids need to see a pediatrician

CA: and since she livved in another towwn you'll have to get a neww one

CG: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS YOU RAVING HIPSTER DOUCHE

CA: wwell I wwas gonna help you by gettin her an appt wwith fef

CG: OH WELL SORRY

CG: THAT WOULD ACTUALLY HELPFUL

CA: I set one up for wwedsnday

CA: a thank you wwould be nice Kar

CG: THANK YOU HIPSTER DOUCHE LORD

CG: I COULDVE DONE THAT MYSELF YOU KNOW

CA: I doubt you wwould'vve thought of it, you fuckin ass

CG: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU DICK LICKING CLUSTER FUCK

CA: go suck a cock you narroww minded ass sucker

CG: YOU IRRITATE ME MORE THEN SOLLUX WHEN HE LOSES A VIDEO GAME FUCKASS

CA: do you havve a doctorate in being a dick

CG: DO YOU

CA: fuck you Kar

CA: you intolerable dipshit

CG: GO FUCK YOURSELF FISH DICK AND I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY POSSIBLE LIKE TAKE A SHARP STICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU IRRITATING HIPSTER DOUCHELORD

CA: asshole

CG: FISH DICK

CA: fucktard

CG ASS PICKER

CA: dick licker

CG: BULGE SUCKER

CA: twwat waffle

CG: DOUCHELORD

CA: turd

CG FUCK YOU AMPORA YOU ARE JUST A RICH LITTLE HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG THAT LIVES OFF HIS FATHERS MONEY, IS TOO GAY TO FUNCTION, AND HOW YOU GOT A PRETTY, SWEET GIRL LIKE FEFERI TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND I WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW

CG: I BET YOU PAY ALL YOUR FRIENDS THAT IS HOW MUCH OF AN INTOLERABLE ASSHOLE YOU ARE SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FANCY RICH LIFE

CG: FUCK YOU

CA: I'm sure you'd like that Kar but I havve a girlfriend already

CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP

CG: I WOULD FUCK TAVROS AND FACE THE WRATH OF GAMZEE BEFORE I WOULD EVER FUCK YOU

CA: wwhatevver you say Kar

CA: wwhatevver you say

CG: ...

CG: I AM FUCKING DONE TALKING TO YOU

CA: havve fun wwith that Kar

CG: DAMN YOU AMPORA

CG: GOODBYE ASSHOLE

carcinoGeneticist ceased pestering caligulasAquarium 6:57 pm

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