Our Little Condition

Did you say pie?

Dean p.o.v

"Goddamnit" I shout, throwing the spanner onto the floor.

"Woah bud. What's got your undies in a twist?" Says Benny, my best friend since before I can remember.

"It's nothing" I growl. It's not nothing. It's bloody Castiel Novak. With his bloody blue eyes and innocent face and bloody cute blush.

"Yo Dean man. I've known you since we could both crawl. Plus I think the only other person in the whole world who might know you better than me, is Sammy." says, Benny. 

There's no hiding from Benny. So instead of coughing up the truth, I grab my cell phone. It's already 4:53. Sammy should have messaged me by now.

Me: Sammy. Where the hell is the damn address???

I wait five minutes before trying again

Me: Where are you?

Another 5 minutes

Me: Samual James Winchester. Where the hell are you! Goddamnit

Me:  WHERE ARE YOU???

FUCK!!! I'll have to call Cas. 

Ring...ring...ring... ring...ring...ring

Pick up Castiel...Pick up.

Cas: Hello Dean

Dean: Cas, yes. Hi. Is Sammy there? He was supposed to let me know when he got to your place and he didn't and he didn't tell me where your place is. And he isn't picking up his goddamn phone.

Cas: Take a deep breath Dean. I need you to breath.

He needs me to breath. So I breath.

Cas: That's right Dean.  Just continue breathing. The boys are out swimming. I sent them to take a break because they have been studying for almost three hours. They needed to rest...and I needed them out of the kitchen.

Dean: They're swimming?

My voice sounds incredulous

Cas: Yes Dean, a break. The human condition requires regular time outs in order to function at its utmost best.

Dean: Yeah Cas. Okay.  A break, sure. 

Cas: Dean. I have to go now...

Dean: What? No!

I almost shout, my voice breaking

Cas: Dean. Calm down. I have to go because I'm trying to not burn the food. I'll text you our address and you can come over after work. So I need you to calm down before I end this call. Okay?

Dean:  Okay Cas

I sigh. Deep breaths Dean. Just breath. Sammy's fine. He's actually enjoying himself.

Cas: Are you sure you're alright Dean

Dean: Yes Cassie. I'm okay. I'll see you later okay. Don't forget to send me the address.

Cas: Goodbye Dean.

(A minute later)

Drum roll

13 Bumblebee Avenue, East Ridge

We'll wait till you arrive to start supper.

Castiel