Our Little Condition

Pimp Mobile

Dean p.o.v

"Thank you all so much." Cas says, saving his report. It's 2:03 and we finally finished. Cas could do a proper report, mainly due to Sammy who could hack into some International Relations laywer's cloud and get all of the regulations Cas needed to make sure his report won't clash with any Korean regulations. Then between him, Gabe (who is surprisgingly very good at seeing loopholes) and Cas, the report was done. Then it was my turn to provide realistic critism on how to best market the proposal.

"No offence Cas but you look like you've been to hell and back." I comment, staring at the deep, navy coloured bruises under his eyes.

Rubbing a hand over his face, Cas sighs. "I've been up since about 2 am yesterday morning."

"Crap Cas, it's been 24 hours. You need sleep!" Turning around I see Sam basically asleep, leaning against a wall while Gabe is sneaking peaks at him over the screen of his phone.

"Gabe, you drive Cassies car, I don't trust him to drive on zero hours of sleep."

Gabe looks up, surprised. "Gabe is not 18, he doesn't have a licence." Cas says, his voice weary.

"I'm 18 in like 3 months Cassie. And besides, I agree with Dean-o; it's not safe having you behind the wheel."

"So it's sorted. Gabe and Sammy in the pimp mobile," Cas scowls at my nickname for his car, "and Cas and I will drive in Baby, ahead of you." I say, making my way to Sammy to wake him up.

Once Sammy's finally awake, we all walk out and head to our cars. Before Gabe gets behind the steering wheel, I stop him. My voice low and serious, "If you drive even remotely recklessly or put Sammy in any sort of danger I will rip your lungs out."

"Don't worry so much Dean-o, I'll take great care of Samoose." Gabe says smirking at me but I can see his eyes soften at the mention of my baby.

"Whatever. Come on Cas, lets get you into Baby and then into bed." I say, sliding myself into Baby.

Cas climbs in and sighs, closing his eyes as he relaxes into the seat next to me. I fiddle with the radio before settling on The otherside by Russ playing softly in the background. Even though it is literally a 10 minute drive, by the time I stop infront of the Novak residence Cas is snoring lightly. I don't have the heart to wake him up. He looks so innocent. I mean, even his snores are adorable and soft. I smile, gently nudging him.

"Cas, come on bud. We're home." I say sofly.

He stirs and mumbles: "Sleepin' Dean." Turning away from my voice, he continues to snore.

I chuckle. Shame, he must be exhausted. I can't wake him up or leave him to sleep in Baby for the night. I look out through the windshield and see Gabe and Sammy on the porch while Gabe unlocks the front door. I sit, just watching the two boys for a few moments, Cas' snores a comforting background noise. Gabe put the front light on but left the door open. I turn to look at the peaceful Cas. He couldn't be more than 75kg. I could carry him. That way I don't have to wake him up...and I can hold him for a while.

With a slight smile on my lips, I get out of Baby and move to the other side of her. Opening the door I gently coax the still sleeping Cas out. I try supporting his upper body and letting him sleep walk but he just slumps into my side. After a few seconds I bend down and pick him up bridal style. He is lighter than I thought, I think as I smell the scent of the sleeping body in my arms: honey and musk. Once inside I spot Sammy and Gabe in the foyer, both sporting mugs. Gabe looks at me and smirks.

"Up the stairs and fourth door." Is all he says.

Finally getting up the stairs and down the passage, I flip the light on. The entire room is a soft cream with various shades of blues. Navy blue stool, powder blue bedding and aqua blue tiles strategically lined in the bathroom. I move towards the bed and lay Cas down gently. Removing his shoes, coat and tie. I hover slightly over his belt. It's gonna be fucking uncomfortable if I just leave it like that... A nervous sweat breaks out on my forehead. Hesitantly I slowly unbuckle Cas, careful not to jostle him awake. Why the hell am I sweating? Why the hell am I this nervous?

Cas stirs, I freeze. His voice husky and full of sleep he half mumbles, "Come 'n lay wit m' Dean."

"Damnit" I growl softly looking at the sleeping angel before my eyes. Who would have thought I'd have to restrain myself from just climbing in and wrapping my arms around this man.

I sigh and bend down to gently place a kiss on Castiel's cheek. "Maybe next time Cas." I reluctedly straighten up and cover Cas before I head out of the room, switching off the light and gently padding down the stairs. I walk into the kitchen, about to tell Sammy we gotta go when I freeze.

Gabe is sitting on the counter, with his hands in Sammy's hair as they make out. I can't think. Sammy moves closer to Gabe, placing his hands on Gabe's thighs. Someone moans.

"HEY!" I shout whisper. The boys jump. Sammy turns around, his face crimson.

"So get this Dean, Gabe and I are a thing." Sammy says, looking me in the eye, his face aflame.

"No shit, Sherlock." I say sarastically.

Gabe speaks up, his voice ecstatic, :" I didn't even know Samantha batted for our team." I try to glare at Gabe through Sammy's chest.

Sam shrugs" You knew I was gay Dean."

"I don't have a problem with you being gay. You could go around throwing everyone with glitter wearing fairie wings for all I care. But why the hell is Gabe calling you Samantha?"

Gabe bursts out laughing. "Because dear Dean-o. Samsquash here has majestic disney princess hair."

I sigh, smirking at Sammy, " I told you to let me just go ham on your head with a pair of scissors."

Sam sends me a winning bithface. I openly laugh now. "Well I think this little adventure was good and all but we have classes in the morning." Sammy says, grabbing his jacket off of the counter.

Gabe hops down and leans against the giant which is my brother. "Aaaah Sammy, don't be mad. I was just getting Dean to like me." I stare at the romantically cosy scene infront of me.

Before they have another opportunity to suck one anothers faces I pipe up: " Come on Sammy, lets go home. Gabe, we'll see you in the morning."