Accidental (David Luiz)

Pizza and Science Experiments - Chapter Thirteen

*Kendal's POV*

"So are we going or what?" I walked off leaving the three behind. "Oh, and congrats on winning Man of the Match."

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"Um, thanks" Neymar said awkwardly.
"So, who's room are we staying in?" I asked the others.
"Dani's"
"So what exactly are we doing?"
"Well were here now so you can stop asking questions." Neymar gave me a cheeky smile
"Hey! No need to be mean, I'm just curious."
He opened the door to reveal the rest of Brazilian team, they all gave us a warm welcome but Marcelo seemed out of character, so I walked over to him.
"Hey, what's wrong?"
"Sorry, I fucked up today." He became even sadder.
"Aw, don't worry. Without the goal they wouldn't have scored anything, just think of it as helping the other team out." I gave him a friendly hug but Neymar had something to say about that.
"Hey Davi, watch out! He may steal your girl!" he started to laugh.
I gave him a look that read 'why the hell would you say that out loud.'
The rest of the team started to tease us.
"So that's where you've been sneaking off to" said Oscar smirking at David.
"I could kill you, you know." I stepped up to Neymar, he started to act in mock terror.
"Whatever, just don't tell uncle Phil okay?" I pushed Neymar and sat on David's lap.
Everyone fell silent.
"What? It's out in the open now."
There was a knock on the door.
"Oh that must be the pizza." Oscar stood up, collected the pizza and paid the delivery guy. "I hope you girls don't mind, we just got a random selection of meat pizzas."
"That's our favourite type of pizza."
"Alright, dig in!"
The room fell silent.
"So guys and Kendal, what's the most awkward/absurd you've said to anyone you've liked." asked Adriana.
Haha! This is going to be so good.
"Well, this wasn't a crush but I was about 15 and someone asked me if I had a crush on some girl, I said no, she's stinks and kind of resembles a pig... not knowing she was right behind me." said an embarrassed Fred. We all burst out laughing. Poor girl. "I haven't been able to look at her directly in the face since!"
"Oh my gosh, that was mean!" said Ana still laughing
"But you're laughing?!"
"Because it's funny!"
"I actually have a story" said Neymar
"Then say it already" shouted Jô
"Okay, well I told a girl 'Let's play Titanic, I play iceberg and you go down'."
"No way" I literally has the worst yet funniest I've ever had. "You're such an idiot." I started to laugh hysterically.
"That explains why you have a kid already." David joined in with me
"David!" I playfully hit him.
"But it's true!"
"Um, I don't have one either but this is pretty explicit so be warned. I was at a party that had a lot of alcohol. I got piss drunk (out of my head drunk) I didn't know what I was doing, I really needed to use the toilet but a pretty girl approached me, we kissed for a while then we were about to do the deed, the urge to wee grew stronger... and I ended up peeing on her." Oscar said timidly.

Okay, that had to be worst thing I ever had.

"You guys are the worst, I'm going to die in laughter!" this was so much fun.

We ended up telling loads of embarrassing stories the rest of the night now we ended up telling embarrassing stories in school.

"Okay, little Miss Perfect, why don't you shared something with us, even Adriana has shared something with us." David mocked
"I'm far from perfect." I stuck my tongue out at him and thought of something to tell them.
"Okay, Ana you may remember this we were in the same science class in Year 9."
"Wait, is this-"
"Yes, it is" (A/N: Guys this actually happened to me when I was in Year 9 (8th Grade in US) just enjoy the memory of my past and I'm obviously going to change the names.)
"So when I was 14, the sciences desks were long and could fit about 12 people but then the tables were divided into a group of 6. Me and my friends Ashley and Danielle sat on one side and directly opposite sat Tyler, my crush at time and his two friends Kyle and Tate-"
"Is there a point to this?" asked David
"Yes, there is-"
"Did a science experiment go wrong you and you threw acid in his eye?" asked Neymar.
"No, shut up and let her finish her story, this is one of my favourites things that happened in school."
"Thank you, Ana. Now were was I. Okay, so yeah we basically had a table to ourselves. Tyler and his friends were quite immature and used to send us notes in class. Tate decided to send us a drawing of a girl um sucking very exaggerated male genitalia we all laughed at it, I laughed a bit too loud which cause for my teacher to stop teaching. I quickly threw the note in the bin, but she demanded to know what was so funny, I said a note and she demanded to see the note and I could think was oh crap. I had to get the note because it was eating into the lesson time and the whole class was staring at our table. So I gave her the note and the colour on her face drained away, Ana was pretty confused on what was going on as the whole class were l. I started to laugh again because I assumed the 3 boys would get in trouble. Ha, I was wrong. She looked at me with disgust and said 'I'm disappointed with you Kendal, I'll see you, Ashley and Danielle at lunch. Tyler said to me 'I'm disappointed in you too Kendal' mocking me."

Everyone burst out laughing.

"That's not even the worst part, it's what happened after. She asked we were sent the note, we told her it was a joke but she said this was not a joke, I'm 28 years old and as a woman I feel violated, I've not ever received something like that as a joke, you girls must have done something for them to send something like that to only us three. Ashley and I remained silent so we could go off to lunch before all the good things go. However, Danielle was livid and shouted how dare you such things like that, and then she sent Ashley and I to lunch and continued to talk to Danielle. As soon as I left the room, I realised why Danielle was so angry. My science teacher just bluntly called us whores. My favourite teacher just called me a whore."

"That was gold!" exclaimed Jô
"Nearly ten years on and it still hurts." I sulked.
"Do you want a hug to feel better." David asked
"Yes, that would help a lot."

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Well not much Kendal/David action but I hope you enjoyed a blast to my 14 year old self :( she was actually my favourite teacher. Song alert! I found another song Summerboy also by Lady Gaga. I should create my own playlist. Thank you for enjoying this crappy chapter. I'll update soon ;)

xox