Eddsworld: Stuck with their biggest enemy (Torm Fusion)

Tom - Eeedd, the neighbors are assholes again!

Edd wanted to drive to the cinema at first, but when he noticed he had left the car keys in the house and his house keys were still in the car... yeah, that wouldn't work.

We decided it would probably be a better idea if we just walked to the cinema instead. It was a very stupid idea if you asked me and it actually turned out to be about as bad as I expected...

The neighbours are staring at us, Tom... It's... making me feel uncomfortable.

I know, commie, I am not blind! And I don't like this either. We'll just have to take it for now...

It sucks looking like a freak with a completely black demon eye, but having four arms doesn't make it any better, so stop trying to tell me to take it... ugh, why is this happening to me? That's such a cruel fate! I don't understand why...!

...self-pity. That was the feeling he was feeling so intensely right now. Did he really have no other problems than that? I hoped we would be able to get along for a few days before we'd go insane and kill ourselves and this guy... yeah, knowing what he felt and thought wasn't all that helpful. The experience was just creepy in my opinion. And he needed to be sent to a mental clinic as far as I was concerned. His thoughts ranged from simply perverted to disturbing. Luckily, only the disturbing violent kind, but it didn't really make things better.

Could you please just stop just wallowing in self-pity like that? It's fucking annoying.

"Hey losers, what's wrong with your fusion friend?" Eduardo snickered, staring directly at us. We stopped in our tracks and looked in his direction, considering our options. Walk away, start a fight or-

We're not going to murder our neighbor.

You're no fun...

Edd would murder us for that.

"Eduardooo!" Edd growled, clenching his fist. He seemed offended, even though he wasn't the one that got made fun of. It was probably more because it was Eduardo who did it than genuine care for our situation. He had already proved as much during breakfast.

"Looks like he has... a few more arms than before! That's just hilarious! You have your own personal helper around the house now, don't you? Maybe you are really paying your friends to tolerate you like I said you were." He laughed, his friends joining in. "What did he do to end up like that anyway?" Didn't this asshole learn his lesson the last time?! He really was the typical schoolyard bully who couldn't mind his own business.

"What did they do to end up like that," Jon corrected, earning him a glare from Eduardo.

"Let me kill this bastard!" Tord whisper-yelled in Edd's direction.

"You are not going to kill ANYONE" Edd answered. "Especially not Eduardo. He's MY enemy."

"And Tord is mine. It still doesn't keep you away from fighting with him over bacon."

Edd rolled his eyes. "This means nothing!"

"Yeah, keep saying that, Edd."

"It's actually kinda true..." Matt murmured loud enough for Edd, Tord and me to hear.

"Nobody asked you, Matt!" Edd hissed. "You don't really argue with anyone here, so you have no idea what a fight even is. Although I have no idea how you do that with your self-loving personality everyone is fed up with."

"Hey!" Matt shouted. "That's not nice! And it's not true either! Everyone loves me!" Tord and I chuckled.

Classic Edd and Matt. I... I missed this, to be honest.

Then why did you leave? You could have stayed with us instead. If you really did miss us so much, you would've visited before.

I had reasons, okay?! It's nothing you would understand, Jehovah's Witness.

That's what you like to think. I am not stupid.

"I am still here! You can't just ignore me!" Eduardo yelled to our amusement.

"It looks like they can...", we heard Jon say. "They don't have to listen to you, so-"

"I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!" Eduardo growled and gave his friend a death glare. Mark stood next to him, watching everything silently.

If wishes come true Eduardo will be happy... but I don't think the other one will be. I hope that at least. Poor... whoever his name was again.

His name's Jon, Tord. You should know that. Was it really that long since you saw them last? And no, Eduardo will immediately regret what he said. He actually likes Jon a lot. He just never shows it. He is a complete idiot for doing this if you ask me. If Jon ever dies he will do it believing Eduardo actually hates him.

So this asshole is a tsundere, I see...

He is not in love with him, Tord! They are friends, although I have no idea why or how, but... they are.

You know what a tsundere is? Tord snorted.

You are leaving your stupid manga stuff EVERYWHERE. It's hard not to be curious and peek into it. Believe me, I immediately regretted it. Biggest mistake of my life.

"Why can't you mind your own business and leave us alone, you jerk?" Edd asked, obviously pissed. We'd missed a bit of arguing on both sides thanks to our mind conversation, but it didn't look like we missed all that much. "That wouldn't be that much of a problem, would it?!" He grabbed our lower left arm as well as Matt's right arm, and stomped away.

Geez, Edd should chill a bit. He's squeezing our arm way too tightly...

He doesn't get along with Eduardo very well, what did you expect?

I don't know...

I don't know why, but they remind me of somebody...

Maybe us? We are like this all the time.

Fuck off.

We arrived at the cinema just in time, thankfully. The evil director's assistant we met years ago stood next to the door and looked really bored. Couldn't blame him when he had probably been standing there with nothing to do for a whil. He gave Matt and Edd a condescending nod while they passed him grinning like the childish idiots they were, but when he saw us his expression turned into a frown.

What's... wrong with him? I get we have four arms, but...

Don't ask me!

Stop being so rude, Tom.

Seriously, who are you? Edd? Stop annoying me with this, commie. I don't care about being rude at all. Especially not when you're the one telling me not to be.

We entered the building and followed our friends in the hall that lead to the showing of the new film. What a waste of my time.