ErrorMare [] Oneshots

ErrorMare || Sassy Comebacks

Senpai Potato : Hmm... I imagine, What if Error being the flirty one and Nightmare becoming the sassy one instead?

Me : ...NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE! YOU ARE THE BEST POTATO SENPI! ARE YOU A GOD THAT FALL FROM FROM HEAVEN?

Senpai Potato :  Did you just call me a satan...?

Me : ...Sassy... Are you free tomorrow? I want to help you with writing your upcoming Error story! :D

Senpai Potato : No, I'm expensive.

Me : ...I give up. Never mind, I will wait for the three chapters.

Senpai Potato : You won't cause I won't ever publish it.

Me : nOoOo- THe ProLogUE wAs GrEaT! YoU maDe Me SufFer bY giVing a SmAll SpoIler-

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Error : Haven't I seen you somewhere else before?

Nightmare : That's why I don't go to there anymore.

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Error : Is this seat empty?

Nightmare : Yes, If you sit here, This seat will be empty too.

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Error : Are you free tomorrow?

Nightmare : No, I'm expensive.

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Error : We will do this project in your place or mine?

Nightmare : Both.

Error : Huh?

Nightmare : You will go to yours and I go to mine.

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Error : Hey baby what's your sign~?

Nightmare : Do not enter.

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Error : How would you like your eggs in the morning~?

Nightmare : Unfertilized

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Error : Your body is like a temple.

Nightmare : There's no service today, Sorry not sorry.

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Error : I would go to the end world for finding you~

Nightmare : Would you just stay there? I don't need you to waste your times and moneys.

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Error : If I could see you naked, I would die happily.

Nightmare : If I could see you naked, I would die laughing.

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Error : I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem get them off you.

Nightmare : Jeez, Go get yourself a doctor.

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Error : I want to surprise you.

Nightmare : Surprise me? Say something smart.

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Error : I think I broke neck

Nightmare : Oh no! I hope you broke your pen1s next time!

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Error : Today I fall on banana peel today.

Nightmare : I hope you fall in something more comfortable! I mean fall in coma!

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Error : Hi (He texted)

Nightmare : Hi, I'm typing this with my middle finger. (He replied)

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Error : Have you ever noticed that U and I were written next to each other on the keyboard?

Nightmare : Have you ever noticed there is JK written below them?

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Error : I think I'm living the most amazing life among all of you.

Nightmare : Are you on stupid pills today?

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Cross : You are so cute~

Nightmare : Yeah I know, Error had said that to me earlier. Don't you guys have cheesy copyright pick up lines?

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Cross : Can you hear me breathing? (He comes closer tp Nightmare)

Nightmare : Yeah and you guys annoy me when you are breathing.

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Error : I can't believe I failed on my english exam! Can you believe it?

Nightmare : Yes I can.

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Error : Yes! I have changed my mind!

Nightmare : Oh really? Does the new one work any better than the old one?

() B o n u s ! ()

Nightmare : I'm happy that I'm single by choice not chance.

Nightmare : I'm still single because god is trying to find the best romance story for me.

Nightmare : My prince obviously not coming with a white horse. He is riding a turtle, Somewhere else confused.

Nightmare : If you are a single, Make the best of it. It's not because you are not good enough, It's because no one is good enough for you yet.

Nightmare : I don't want a prince with white horse, I want a weirdo that will make me laugh.